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If you have a Jewish doctor he probably meant a Bar Mitzvah 
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I found that ice simply doesn't last very long in a hot shower. Insulation in the cooler that holds the ice is the key. And oh yeah, transfer all the booze into large plastic shampoo bottles. Glass is really slippery when it's wet, and you don't want to be dancing around trying to avoid stepping on glass when you drop a bottle.
Final bit of advice - do NOT post selfie pics of your shower bar on instagram during actual use.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I found that ice simply doesn't last very long in a hot shower.
Care to elaborate?
Then again, perhaps not this time. 
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Whats with the moniker change - did I miss something?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Best joke of the year, so far. 
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The following is 100% serious:
As part of a remodeling project for my house, I will make my old basement rom for food into a proper room size cooler. Next to it comes the new social room, with an open fireplace etc, and then my new sauna. (Sorry, you Fins: It won't be wood fired, but electrical - you'll have to smell the burning wood from fireplace in the social room).
Then: I will drill three holes from the cool room through the insolation and the concrete wall into the social room, for three kegs of three different beers in the cool room, each with a tap in the social room. Permanently cooled and carbonated.
The sauna shower is yet another door away (the sauna has one door to the social room, one to the shower). So if you want a mug of beer in the shower, you have to carry it through the sauna. If you want it in the sauna, you have to bring it from the social room. Yet, I suspect it will be a party hit.
On the other hand: I suspect that the effect will be rather opposite to the bar your doctor suggested. I assume that was to help you stay on your feet. I don't think my solution will give you any support in that direction.
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Actually I quite smoking and drinking about 8-9 yeas ago, so it was only in jest.
Your project sounds very interesting and it should be a big hit. I don't know where you live but in colder climates the sauna will be a big hit. I live in a sauna (Florida) so the cooler would be a huge hit but not so much the sauna.
Good luck with your project and keep us up to date on progress.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: I live in a sauna (Florida) so the cooler would be a huge hit but not so much the sauna.
In the summer Florida IS a sauna.
... In the winter it's French Quebecois
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Subatomic particle politics are fixed: they always elect Ron!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm Prot-ron myself!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Based upon the spin you put in your post, I'll keep an ion you until after electron day. It had best be fair orbital have something to say about it.
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He's the one who always runs negative ads.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How can that be so, with such uncertain principles?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 11-Mar-19 12:22pm.
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Yeah, he should be lepton!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What a charming thought.
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That's strange...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ha ha! I got a charge out of this one!
/ravi
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Given an election maybe vegans would enter a pea.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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raddevus wrote: stumbled upon
Right. Purely coincidental. Who are you trying to fool?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Exactly. Reminds me of the crazy stuff Griff finds on Amazon sometimes, and claims he stumbled upon it...right.  
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You caught me! 
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megaadam wrote: Right. Purely coincidental. Who are you trying to fool?
Elicited genuine LOL! 
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