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Nonsense.
How, for example, can phishing be targeting "Microsoft's software products"?
I wasn't aware that ms owned e-mail and all e-mail clients/web interfaces.
ms is cr@p, these days, that's a fact, but bullfacts don't do a lot for the credibility of those who use them.
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Support for other programming languages to be added in future releases. Use it before the cat does
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ZDNet only publishes scare stories -- and I agree that the idea of google owning users' sandboxes is pretty bloody scary.
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The company today revealed Stadia, the evolution of its efforts to make digital, on-demand video games reliable and viable. "Games people play in the middle of the night"
"Stadia will be able to stream games in 4K, 60FPS." Assuming you have fiber?
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I can hardly wait to continue to ignore it.
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That sounds... familiar for some reason 
TTFN - Kent
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Just ignore it.
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"If I promise you the Moon and the Stars, would you believe it"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: "If I promised you the Moon and the Stars, would you believe it hand over every possible scrap of personal data, so that I can use it to abuse you and everyone you know with unwanted advertising?"
Typo corrected.
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But that doesn't fit the meter. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Meter?
Feh!
Free verse is the medium of all the lazy good poets, these days!
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Java SE 12 is here and even though it’s not an LTS release, it definitely brings some important features to the table. Let’s have a look at the highlights of this new release. I can hardly wait to continue to ignore it
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When anyone mentions a java machine, the last thing I think of is sitting down and coding.
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I've already started ignoring it. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And what do you look forward to?
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I'm old, so the simple things, like being able to take a decent dump without having to strain so hard that it affects the earth's orbital path around the sun. And bedtime. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I must say, their switch expressions are readable than those coming in with C#.
C#...
int getValue() { ... }
...
int x = getValue() switch {
1 => 1,
2 => 2,
_ => 0,
};
Java...
int value = switch (getValue()) {
case 1: break 1;
case 2: break 2;
default: break 0;
};
A bit more verbose, but definitely more readable.
Ideally, I would like to see Java's approach for the switch, but C#'s for the cases.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Mirai, the virulent Internet of Things malware that delivered record-setting denial-of-service attacks in 2016, has been updated to target a new crop of devices, including two found inside enterprise networks, where bandwidth is often plentiful, researchers said on Monday.
As always, remember the 'S' in IoT stands for security.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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These bloody trainers!
Why can't I stop dancing?!?
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I believe they are rebranding IOT to the Internet Delivered Information Of Things.
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And all running on the Platform of Wireless Network Devices
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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How to be a pro graphic designer and impress your friend in 5 minutes?!
Use Nvidia AI!
modified 19-Mar-19 0:24am.
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 Friggen' Amazing!
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Now, that has got potential!
But what it doesn't have is a download button 
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