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Hilarious!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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In .NET Core 3.0 we are introducing a new type of application template called Worker Service. This template is intended to give you a starting point for writing long running services in .NET Core. In this walkthrough we will create a worker and run it as a Windows Service. Posting this as a public service announcement
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Great news for people who don't have enough services running 24/7, and for hackers who don't want victims to see their hidden windows.
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Microsoft is set to end support for SQL Server 2008 and SQL Server 2008 R2 in July. Are you ready? In case you're in a SELECT group of people
I'm too lazy to work an ORDER BY into that one
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So we'll be left with nothing but touch-screen versions, to make our KVM life so much easier.
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Microsoft wants to know if changes to the update history page have helped its 800 million Windows 10 users. Dial 1-800-NOT-LISTENING
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Microsoft wants to know if changes to the update history page have helped
NO, they haven't
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Dial 1-800-NOT-LISTENING
1-900-MS-R-DEAF?
Because why not charge you through the nose while being ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing useless? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They need to create their own children's television show, so that they can get the young to learn early about what a sterling job they're doing.
"Bob the Demolitions Man" should just about do it.
Yes, they can.
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The prime directive in programming is to write correct code. Some programming languages make it easy to achieve this objective. We can qualify these languages as ‘safe’. "Is it safe?"
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I get that reference. Horrifying scene.
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Agreed. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Brought to you from the adorers of Rust, because, well, because Java at least has users..."
Kent Sharkey wrote: "Is it safe?"
Cheers.
Thanks for that.
Screw my dental appointment for tomorrow. I ain't going.
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The secretive codenamed ‘Catalina’ project was ended a year ago Why not the IP over Avian Carriers Protocol?
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Doctor Doom[^] did the same thing.
Not that there are any obvious parallels, or anything.
I'm sure that they didn't do the project to test out spying equipment, or anything.
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"No one rivals Doom! NO ONE! Doom is supreme!"
TTFN - Kent
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I made a little flow chart of mainstream programming languages and how programmers seem to move from one to another. Can we get David Attenborough to narrate?
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Quote: Database languages are stuck in the 1960s. They even still CAPITALIZE their KEYWORDS because (they THINK) that MAKES it EASIER to UNDERSTAND the CODE.)
I was unaware that SQL is actually sentient!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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More like a chart on his fantasy of The Best Languages.
(The only Delphi programmers I know--all two of them--moved to C++. Of the developers I know using C#, who started with another language, all but one came from C or C++ (that one came from Java, but moved to Java from C++.))
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Totally pointless, but fun.
Thank you, Interwebs, for getting at least one page right.
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Yesterday, the team at Go announced the results of their user survey for the year 2018. 5,883 users from 103 different countries participated in the survey. Because I was so impressed with the conclusions drawn in that headline
According to Go developers, developer use Go a lot. The VB6 developers need to replicate this study.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: 5,883 users from 103 different countries
I would say CP weekly poll is already more reliable than that
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I think that's the daftest headline to make it onto these hallowed pages for quite a while (and that's a fair old achievement). Go Users in Using Go Shocker!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's not as black and white as they say.
Oh, wait...
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Researchers find new Intel VISA (Visualization of Internal Signals Architecture) debugging technology. It's everywhere you want to hack
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