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Are flamethrowers a food fight in Taco Bell?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Only on Methane Madness Mondays
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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OriginalGriff wrote: food fight in Taco Bell?
 You can get food in Taco Bell?!
(Or any other fast-food emporium)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Think of a "Bean Burrito" as Embryonic Falafel .
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A Gas-tronomical question if ever there was one!
But nacho fast: this begs the complimentary question: is a burrito a corn chip shivering from cold?
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... Too late, Mr. Jobs![^] 
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Classic.
And as a cat owner servant you can probably relate to this[^] one
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The url tells you that: https://www.pidjin.net/2009/02/16/killer-iphone/
Still accurate for Apple, though ...
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I'm expected to pay attention to URLs now?
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Halp! I've become a slave to naming and style guidelines.
Years of C++ development and years of development prior to advanced compilers and syntax highlighting and intellisense and doc-comments and all of that made me a fascist about it.
To the point where I judge people for not following, say, MS naming and style guidelines for .NET when building C# apps.
To the point where I usually kick myself for not putting constants before vars in equality comparisons if(0==foo), etc.
I already smoke pot (it's legal here) so how do I loosen up? Y'all don't need my judgment.
Nor do any fellow devs. And I need to be able to use other people's code without feeling a little sick about it, or wanting to refactor it before I touch it.
I'm half serious about this post.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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your style sucks, so does mine, oh and that bloke over there: his style sucks too.
each to their own.
If style is an issue you've got a lot more growing up to do.
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You're not wrong.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Except for 1TB - that's ALWAYS wrong.
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Is that 1TB or 1TiB?
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
—Albert Einstein
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All coding styles suck. But it's important that everyone in a project is using the same general style to keep the code readable. When available I prefer platform standards/IDE autoformat defaults. (And yes that means I use different brace placement styles in C# and Java.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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A person's style is like pot, everyone likes something different!
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I like standards. I'm button-down that way.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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There is only one (sensible) standard:
The code can be read by another programmer without needing a decoder-ring - consistent with it's own standards and the intent of being informative to not only ones self, but with others who cares to look at the code.
Consider that, even for a given language, a different type of project can be best served by code that is emphasizes its constructs as plainly (and maintainable) as possible.
Also, if it's VB6, just chop off their hands.
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all true, and yet the unsensible is perhaps underrated.
some of the most inspirational bouts of coding I've had have left me with something I couldn't understand later.
not that I appreciate that entirely. it is what it is.
but yeah, I at least try to make the function names clean if it comes down to that.
plus, have you ever noticed how sometimes, code as it matures can get a bunch of weird forks in its codepath to handle one-offs and bugs, sometimes in other systems its interacting with, and so the simplest, cleanest solution doesn't work in the real world.
The truth is, I distrust all of this. It makes me uneasy. But it's a reality.
The best one can hope for in those situations is to keep the interfaces as clean as possible, comment what you can, especially the corner cases, and wave a dead chicken over the whole thing.
And that's perhaps where software breaks from engineering into art.
=)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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codewitch honey crisis wrote: some of the most inspirational bouts of coding I've had have left me with something I couldn't understand later.
Let me tell you about a closely guarded secret: comments!
Orders of magnitude more valuable than wasting mind and body on some OCD organization of symbol and function names.
Rule-makers aren't sitting with you seeing the problems you need to solve.
If you've ever built a database then you may have come to a time where normalization just isn't the best choice - you break it in a strategic spot for simplicity and efficient execution. The basic rule of thumb: do it the best way you can.
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comments are cool, but have you ever implemented an algorithm before you understood it?
how do you comment that effectively?
for me, what happens is, I code it to learn it. Maybe over the course of weeks, months, even years, depending on what it is I'll refactor or even rewrite as I understand the problem domain better.
As I do those refactors and rewrites I can and do add comments.
Maybe it's because I think visually so my process to translate algo to code is weird or something, but I'm sure I can't be the only one who does this.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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codewitch honey crisis wrote: comments are cool, but have you ever implemented an algorithm before you understood it?
This can be taken two ways:- You're just translating equations to code and are otherwise clueless about its worth
- You're not an expert in the algorithm
Decades ago I translated 4th order runge kutta fit into FORTRAN. As I translated the equations to code I had some idea what it was doing but not really very well. Nonetheless, I could still comment whatever wasn't the most obvious coding translation, or where I twisted it around a bit so it was more efficient. What variables I passed as Globals on one end and where they came from on the other. Comments can be improved as you understand or just learn to code better.codewitch honey crisis wrote: but I'm sure I can't be the only one who does this.
True - OCD is not a single degree of behavior. It has a smooth implementation. I, for example, really like my curly-braces to be the way I like them (which visually sets off the code blocks as my eyes prefer it). On the other hand, in SQL, I use recid as my identity column. My 'boss' uses rec_id. Our data is very intimately integrated. As Kurt Vonnegut would say: "So it goes." Besides, we can tell each other's tables apart. We also pick up things from one another - change styles and methods if we decide another is better. No one's ever thought to set up rules for the column names.
In fact - I'll use some spin and argue it's better this way: since nothing is an absolute 'given', we're required to pay attention to what we're looking at. Probably saves a lot of profanity down the line.
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