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I can see you are going to join the group that denigrates EF at every opportunity, welcome.
Now what is your opinion of Crystal Reports?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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It's level of evility is surpassed only by EF.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ah that is probably because you have not used CR in many years and the pain has dulled somewhat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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This new start window in VS2019 is retarded. What idiot dreamed this up? A modal window?? Really?
I have CSHTML5 installed and for cryin' out louid I can't find it in the list of templates!!! This design is horrible.
SET RANT OFF
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I'd like to thank all the bleeding edge early adopters for saving me the headaches! I still work in VS 2010 whenever possible. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: VS 2010
You youngsters and your new-fangled nonsense! I'm still using VS2008.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Are elk rarely amoosed?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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cariBOO!
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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I see it's raining deer again.
/ravi
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That question has no antler, you should white tail it outta here.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are elk rarely amoosed?
As fur as I can tell, they aren't hoof as amused. They're fawned of puns though.
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I bet they doe not think that is fawny?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Are you willing to stag your reputation on that bellow [^] normal quality pun?
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Beresheet attempts to land on the moon sometime between 3 and 4 PM EST, and SpaceX tries again to launch a Falcon Heavy and recover all 3 boosters, launch window opens at 6:35 PM EST.
UPDATE: SpaceX Delays Falcon Heavy Launch of Arabsat-6A Satellite | Space[^]
Much more interesting stuff than Brexit and WikiLeaks!
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Because Space 1999 was mentioned recently: Brits in space, sucessfully blowing up every bit of nuclear waste and taking off with the moon. Brexit, stage left.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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BRITS IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!
It would be just like in The Muppet Show (except we ain't taking no Frogs, of course, innit!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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The frog traditionally is the captain!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oooh, but you'll catch Hell from the Kirk lovers for that!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not at all. You see, I'm a great Kirk fan myself. For a funny reason. Kirk's birthday is March 22, which he simply 'inherited' from William Shatner. Aries, even worse early Aries. Honest, often blunt or even seen as inconsiderate. A little egocentric, but always confident, which many people see as arrogance. Ahh, yes, also very freedom loving and always ready to go on a crusade against some evil.
I really can see why some people have problems with Shatner. Now, I don't believe in astrology, but those people might find me to be just as difficult. My birthday is March 22 as well and just a few days ago I was accused of being arrogant and overconfident[^]. Poor Mr. CEO. Like a certain Klingon, he found a ram among the sheep. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: My birthday is March 22
It is?
In that case, please stop talking to me!
And put your shirt back on!
And get your hands off that purple woman!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I also have the superpower to talk any computer into commiting suicide.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That does not compute.
Uh-oh!
Stand back!
My brain's going to explode, again!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi,
Please provide me the code of auto selected (populated) country state city, in JavaScript client side code only for Asp.net controls.
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Allow me to point out the text at the top of this forum where there is a red link for you to ask a programming question. Creating a forum discussion item, as you have, is not the way to go.
In addition, a lot more detail would be helpful in your question.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Please give the solution of my query, i'm trying to fetch data in my asp.net dropdown control but not done yet, i want to make registration form but in that form need to have client side process like, auto populate data in my drop down for country, state, City..
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