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Let me address that problem.... 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Your attempts at humor are a little too indirect for me.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Feel free to do it
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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[/edit LINK IS DANGEROUS, SEE POST BELOW] https://www.facebook.com/isaythatisaynothing.official/ [not on facebook myself, but meh] page is a literal translation in English of French idioms or expressions, the result of some of them is hilarious. Did you say lost in translation ?
modified 15-Apr-19 7:33am.
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(I don't care one way or the other towards facebook)
The link page is one of the worse FB page; the linked link is a phishing or hacked site.
Rage, have you been hacked ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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 Nothing special here, it is just a normal website - verified, and the corporate securities did not find anything. I have removed my post anyway, thanks for the hint. Still a mystery to me though. Sure that you have no problem on your side ?
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The web content was a clothing/shoe store.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Gee, you're right - that is terrifying! 
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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I LOVE clothing and shoe web-stores!
I can just sit the missus down in front of one, and she's off my back, for a while!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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French Speakers Out There . . .
. . . the language is dying - I suggest you find an alternative and bale as soon as possible. Anything will do as your plan be (as an upgrade from your current 'plan C'). Rundi, perhaps? Or the more popular Kinyarwanda? Or good ol' pig-latin[^] - least traumatic change available.
Just trying to be helpful!
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How about Nahuatl? Some really nice words, like tomato or chocolate come from this languge.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shhhhhh! Don't let them find out about it.
Let's not give them a chance to ruin tomato or chocolate!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Let's not give them a chance to ruin tomato or chocolate!
They already did:
Tomato ==> tomate
Chocolate ==> chocolat
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I do not hear them.
I will not hear them.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: French Speakers Out There . . .
. . . the language is dying - I suggest you find an alternative and bale as soon as possible.
There's already a rather viable alternative.
My folks watch the news in French (they live in Eastern Ontario, right across the border from Quebec), and it always amuses me that TVA Nouvelles (their biggest news broadcaster) has been running commercials for years from some company that teaches English.
One commercial shows some 30-something woman getting home and listening to her training material on her phone, which starts off with some basics like "I have a car" (the running joke being that every time the commercial comes on, it's a competition to determine who's going to be the first one to shout "I HAVE A CAR!").
I find it appalling that, this being a bilingual country, Quebecers have to resort to private companies to teach them basic stuff that like.
In another commercial, two women (same age group) are jogging (starts off with one saying to the other, "so I hear you got your promotion") and are accosted by some guy asking, in English, for directions to a restaurant - first one replies (in French) "sorry, I don't speak English"; the second one jumps in and gives him simple directions and he's on his way. The first one then asks the second (in the overacting way only commercial actors can) "SINCE WHEN DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!??!". The point they're trying to get across is that if you speak English, you're the one who's going to be promoted.
I could understand how some older people in the province might have missed the opportunity to learn in English in school - one of my cousin's father-in-law, in his 60s, who lives all his life in Quebec, says he would love to speak it, but that it wasn't an option back in his day. But when 30-somethings today - who finished school less than a decade ago - still can't get by with a few fundamental sentences...there's something wrong.
That same news program never misses an opportunity to sound the alarm and report that French is "losing ground" somehow. Is it? Even if that was true...they really can't afford to continue to isolate themselves from the rest of the world, at a time where they're trying to have a presence on the global market. Learning English doesn't mean you somehow "lose your French". It's not one or the other.
[rant over]
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dandy72 wrote: I find it appalling that, this being a bilingual country, Quebecers have to resort to private companies to teach them basic stuff that like.
That, as I understand it, is a one-way street: all of the rest of Canada requires bilingual government employees - Quebec bans English on public signs and stores, including imposing fines. The basic animosity has been the flunk-o-phones against everyone else - because they like it that way.
The US should look at your example (and also Belgium, and even Switzerland) and stop this rolling towards bi-lingual English/Spanish. It divides people. Speak as many languages as you want - as many as you can - but do put maximum effort to speak the common speech of the a newly adopted homeland.
As for Quebec - it a fitting punishment for Canada's "we're so nice" arrogance.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: That, as I understand it, is a one-way street: all of the rest of Canada requires bilingual government employees
It's not necessarily that all government employees are required to speak French (for most jobs), but you definitely are picked first if you're bilingual. As far as I know, French is taught in schools in all provinces, even where there is no French community at all. Quebec, you see, insisted Canada be bilingual.
Yet they turn around and go out of their way to prevent English from being taught. And they'll deny being hypocrites about it.
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One of my favorite is the expression for standing someone up -> 'to put down a rabbit on someone'. Literal translations are funny.
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I have seen lately or observed that in our daily meeting someone starts with " I don't want to finger point and its just an observation that Mr XYZ ( blaming sentence)........... ".
I fail to see how this is not finger pointing? Or the standard line is the new political correctness which creeped in. Because at the end of the Day, it always lead to one guy defending and other opposing it.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: I don't want to finger point (but I'm damn well going to) and
FTFY
It's just like people who start the sentence with "I'm not a racist, but ..."
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not to mention ' I'm a doctor, not a ....'
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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"I've got nothing against homosexuals, as long as they keep their hands off me."
I've heard that one too often.
Like every homosexual is a rapist that's into you.
Or perhaps these people are so unsure about their own sexuality that a simple handshake or tap on the shoulder could tip them over the edge
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Sander Rossel wrote: Like every homosexual is a rapist that's into you.
You might want to rephrase that ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I had to read that twice 
So... "that's interested in having sexual intercourse with you"
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super wrote: our daily meeting
Ahh, I like standup comedy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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