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"You are in a maze of twisty piles of excrements, fighting and slaying monsters, casting spells and arcane incantations trying to bring order to a house where toddlers are enjoying a complicated puzzle."
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It's about turning sh*t into gold. At least that's what's expected...
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I did used to literally shovel excrement for a living, now I just do it metaphorically.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Trying to get the hamsters back to the cage  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I copy and assemble the bits and pieces of them from internet. Almost 
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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That never works, or if it works it's inefficient, redundant or buggy. I also search the webs for solutions, but in most cases once I got the idea I write my own version.
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Not all, but if it not works... It's a great idea!
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That's how I picture each day of coding.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Indeed, we just may be married to it... Star Trek: Voyager | Bride of Chaotica![^]
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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...but getting through the code reviews and comma cops are painful. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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How odd - my two selections fit in with the heavy majority.
Tidying up the pooh? More like toilet-training the users (an answer that would have been a big winner, no?). A background theme that never ends.
Always new users with a new take on being stupid. Probably should thank their parents for dropping them on their heads as it makes the job too difficult to out-source.
Another good answer: cynically mulling away dark comments whilst endeavoring in artistry; throwing pearls before swine.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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In the Beginning was my Word
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In the beginning there was darkness.
And I said "light!" ... and set the background color to #FFFFFFFF.
Works.
Every time.
Love coding 
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No, in the beginning was WordStar. Word came a whole load later to the party (well after the best word processor: AmiPro)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ctrl-K-B, Ctrl-K-K
Ctrl-K-C
If you remember those, you are really... NO! not **old** ... you are **wise**
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Copy'n'paste for the elderly early adopters!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I am the puppet master, and the result is a beautiful choreography of data.
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Master...Master...where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master...Master...you promised only lies!
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