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Don't worry, I'll give them back... 
Software Zen: delete this;
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It will automatically post "send codez plz urgent" to all the Internet communities and merge the answers in the code.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Yes, they should tell the author something.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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A number of groups around the world have since demonstrated two-qubit gates in silicon—but until this landmark paper today, the true accuracy of such a two-qubit gate was unknown. Accuracy ... is good?
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Even the most advanced chatbots can’t hold a decent conversation, but AI systems are definitely getting better at generating the written word. A new web app provides ample proof, letting anyone enter a text prompt to which AI software will automatically respond. "You are probably looking for something that is easy to understand, yet gives you valuable insights into what is out there."
Which is (part of) what it responded when I asked, "What should I write as a blurb?"
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There are already enough humans who talk utter bollocks all the time, for free.
Why do we need to pay for a machine to do it?
It's about time we turned the tables and started putting them out of work!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I tried it out with this phrase:
Quote: where should I learn css?
And it replied with this nonsense...
Quote: As a beginner, the best css files are those you can reference often and those contain some of your favorite typography, shapes and features. If using a design as a jumping-off point for a tutorial or something along those lines, we encourage you to use the sample theme created by Wacom to try out before purchasing a custom edition.
I think we missed something. Does the CSS work as well without the font?
While the theme is designed for modern devices, there is definitely room for a modern website. It is likely that at this point, the font itself is out of date, but there are ways to adapt it in any fashion you need.
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That's actually worse that an "all mouth and trousers" idiot.The worse-than-an-idiot AI said: don't forget to consider sharing your thoughts on our Facebook fan page
Even there, it's a wildly inaccurate statement.
Until there are actual fans, it's just "a page" -- and unless it's actually made by fans, it's just "our page".
Computers are dumb animals, we know that, but all too many AI "initiatives" are making them into morons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I asked it the question :
What is C#?
It replied...
text generator said: If you don't have a computer then I highly recommend starting with this one; he does a really good job explaining the language and using it in real world scenarios.
Yes, because I often surf the web without a computer and I write C# without one too. 
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The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday gave the go-ahead for a lawsuit by consumers accusing Apple Inc of monopolizing the market for iPhone software applications and forcing them to overpay, rejecting the company’s bid to escape claims that its practices violate federal antitrust law. A store that everyone* has to sell from, and everyone* has to buy from might be a monopoly?
*where 'everyone' includes Aluminum fans
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I hate "app stores".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: I hate "app stores".
I've heard that microsoft has one, but that might be just a rumour.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If they are not thoroughly vetting apps, if they are actively removing products which offend Apple's sensibilities, if they make "side-loading" or other app sources difficult or impossible, then yeah, have fun in court.
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On the other hand, if a user should happen to download an app from somewhere else and then have a virus or other malware on their phone from that download; they would hold Apple liable for not protecting them in the first place.
Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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The entire issue sounds like dirty politics against Apple; consumers don't file anti-trust lawsuits to make 99-cent apps cheaper.
I'm wondering what the lawsuit's real purpose is.
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It's a good question. Normally I'd point at "the usual suspects" (aka competitors), but here that would mean Google, and they also want to keep everyone at their store.
I wonder if it's some of the bigger app writers, who want to get out from under Apple's 30%?
TTFN - Kent
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Google actually make it quite easy to sideload apps, which means their practices are quite different to Apple. Further, other vendors can use AOSP and create custom Android distributions, with their own app stores. The entire model is freer, with all the benefits and risks that entails.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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It's to further the myth that global warming is a real thing.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Another effort to reduce shipping times, especially for Prime subscribers. Oh, the glamour of owning your own delivery truck!
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The threat posed by the leaked NSA tools remains a concern. Unpatched machines make me wanna cry
Caution: article contains language that some may find offensive (but I find just par for the course with IT folk)
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Pay for some key tech roles is outpacing others; but one big job has surprisingly seen salary decline. please don't be PHP... please don't be PHP
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Kent Sharkey wrote: please don't be PHP... please don't be PHP
It's funny, but it's true too! All we can think is, when will PHP go away?
I guess when it is replaced with Django running on Python. 
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Have you ever wondered how one of the largest software companies worldwide ensures high-quality code through code reviewing? They happen *after* shipping, right?
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Ouch. IMHO this isn't much more than an ad for his "free e-book". 
/ravi
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