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Thanks for sharing that. I watched the first part and added it to my Watch Later list. 
Looks good.
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Produced in partnership with the makers of Axe body spray "Here we are now, entertain us"
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Yet another reminder of the kind of people who are running ms, these days.
And we wonder why windows and ms office have turned into such piles of cr@p.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And we wonder why windows and ms office have turned into such piles of cr@p.
Who's we? Office and Windows are the best versions they've ever had. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Quote: Office and Windows are the best versions they've ever had.
Which versions are you referring to? ...or did I miss the sarcasm tag?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Current versions. No sarcasm.
If you disagree, you must be using them wrong. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I do disagree with your opinion.
I did, and in the case of Windows 10, am still using them correctly. I develop applications with no problems under both Windows 10 and additionally, the best version of the Windows O/S, Windows 7.
The best version of Office is certainly not the 365 version. Any of them from '97 to 2016 are fine and work well. I started writing my book under Word 5 (DOS) and am finishing it with Word 2003 which works fast and well, especially when I am not connected to the internet - which is most of the time when I am writing.
The latest Excel I am using is 2016 which is fine - I don't use the other stuff, except PowerPoint occasionally, so I don't want to give any opinion on that.
Oh, I just realised I am wasting my time arguing with... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: Windows 10 and additionally, the best version of the Windows O/S, Windows 7.
Why is Windows 7 better than 10?
Forogar wrote: Any of them from '97 to 2016
'97? Really? The current version is more stable and does so many more things and the office apps are compatible with each other. The current version is many times better than 1997.
Forogar wrote: I just realised I am wasting my time arguing with...
Way to go childish. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It's made from the pheromones of sweaty gamers who haven't bathed in a week due to playing COD. It gives you the smell of a true gamer while you play Trivia Crack on your phone.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Here we are now, entertain us"
I smell stupid and contagious
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This reminds of a bit from Monty Python : "... it's the first combined salad dressing and foot ointment."
Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecue sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecue sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
And tie it up with vastly oversized ribbons, to make it inaccessible.
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Rick York wrote: Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecueghost pepper sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"The scent of cheeto dust and despair"
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Two app developers on Tuesday sued Apple Inc over its App Store practices, making claims similar to those in a lawsuit brought by consumers that the U.S. Supreme Court recently allowed to proceed. By initiating this lawsuit, you agree to the terms and conditions posted on a hidden website
Two! Two developers on a class-action suit. Apple will surely be quaking in their shiny aluminum boots!
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I'm tempted to download whatever EDI they recommend for whatever language is used for applapps, and join the plaintiffs.
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I think things would be better if they called them app store rehearsals instead of practices. Sometimes the branding lingo makes a world of difference.
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Researchers led by the University of Glasgow made a spintronics breakthrough. "Spinning wheel spinning true"
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OK, now you've done it.
Something that's worth gearing up for and looking into with gusto.
Gimme skype, the phone book, and a "Do Not Disturb" sign.
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Great. Now David Clayton-Thomas will be singing in my head all day.
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When Jeff Williams, co-founder and CTO of Contrast Security, created the OWASP Top Ten list, first published in 2003, he was proud of the work done; but now more than a decade later, Williams expresses disappointment in the unchanged list. People are happy with the classics?
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Why is he so surprised?
An RCA of the top ten shows them to be:
0. End-users or admin staff
1. End-users or admin staff
2. End-users or admin staff
3. End-users or admin staff
4. End-users or admin staff
5. End-users or admin staff
6. End-users or admin staff
7. End-users or admin staff
8. End-users or admin staff
9. End-users or admin staff
Nothing to see, here. Move along, now.
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Has the rate that people learn to not pickup hot things bare handed for the first time decreased over the last 20 years?
Many of the vulnerabilities exist because coding and examples make it so easy for newcomers to burn them self before learning.
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Facebook and Google may have feels about this Definitely not monopolistic behaviour. They said so.
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And leave us not forget that apple is actually the best of the tech giants.
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