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What I've learned from this is that I want to change my surname to "et Al".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Et gets so many publications. I'm surprised they have the ability to do so much research!
TTFN - Kent
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A look at the ENIAC Operating Manual, published 75 years ago this month, reveals just how difficult it was to program the world's first electronic general-purpose computer and how frustrating it must have been for its programmers. Because you never know when you might have to maintain one
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[millennial]
Which switchy thing opens youtube?
[/millennial]
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At least they had documentation! 
Latest Article - A 4-Stack rPI Cluster with WiFi-Ethernet Bridging
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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For one reason or another security never really gets the importance it deserves. "Warriors, come out to play-ay."
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Why exactly is it that people who sit behind computers all day like to call themselves warriors?
I'm pretty certain that Freud isn't involved.
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Ugh. My normal response to someone trying to force gamified crap down my throat is to decide I want to play a different game - called "can I break the system by ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing with it"; but in this case it'd play right into the ![Sunshine | [little ray of sunshine]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sunshine.gif) 's hands. The only winning move appears to be not to play at all.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Starting as early as next year, NASA will make the International Space Station available to space tourists and other business ventures. Does that include a continental breakfast?
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The article quoted: $22,500 for access to supplies, an additional $11,250 for stuff like water, oxygen, and use of the toilet
So, even if you've won the lottery, sooner or later you'll have to take a Heechee ship out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft wants more hackers participation in finding flaws in its flagship cloud service, Microsoft Azure. It's expensive. Please send cheque or money-order to...
Yeah, I know. Not that expensive, but it was the only "flaw" I could think of.
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Azure is from Microsoft. How much is that flaw worth?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Boom. The budget for paying people is now empty. Don't spend it all in one place
TTFN - Kent
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You type, hacker deciphers, your password is doomed. My password is tap-tap-tap tap tap-tap
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One more tap and it would be secure.
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What they mean is that if you used a precision-engineered robot finger to tap with total consistency of force, attack angle, etc, a pair of mics could figure it out.
So just use two different fingers (like most people do already), and/or tap each cahracter harder/softer/quicker/slower/differently in general (like most people do already).
But telling people that wouldn't make it scary, now, would it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A new extortion scam campaign is underway that is targeting websites owners and stating that if they do not make a payment, the attacker will ruin their site's reputation and get them blacklisted for spam. I've been damaging CP's reputation for years now
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Golly, it would probably take all of an hour to fix that, by sending copies of the threats to various ISPs, etc.
By the time it's happened a dozen times, that hour would reduce to the time it takes to fill out a form.
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Awww, I feel so poorly for them 
TTFN - Kent
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It was China Telecom, again. The same ISP accused last year of "hijacking the vital internet backbone of western countries." It doesn't normally? (I'm not good at that geography stuff)
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I'm having trouble figuring out who doesn't understand OSPF -- China Telecom or ZDNet.
Probably both.
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Google's big outage also blocked access to the tools Google needed to fix it. It's clouds all the way down
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Looks like a case of putting all your baskets in one egg.
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