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Use your other hand!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
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Look, when I said that you had to work on encryption and device-locking, this is NOT what I meant!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you're serious and want to learn lockpicking, I know a guy in Wales who teaches it. Not in Ystradgynlais, though. This bloke lives in Barry...
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That's why I have a "hard to pick" lock on my front door. You basically need three hands if you're gonna pick that.
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I suspect that the LockPickingLawyer could stroll through without breaking step - I've watched him pick some complicated locks very quickly ... 
And as he says: most burglars can't pick locks - but they can heave a brick through a window.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Yeah. I've seen the guy.
That's why I wrote Hard to pick.
Luckily most burglars avoid the brick method. It tends to attract attention, which leaves them little time to work.
Also. My neighbour is a police. Of the kind that's never really off duty. 
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OK, so playing with your tumbly things makes your hand hurt. Check.
Grandma was right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are night hunting birds mostly Owl by themselves?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bat could be true. Your suggestion, however, is a real head turner if ever there was one.
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keeping it quiet today?
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WHO cares?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Whooo gives a hoot, you twit.
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An ACTUAL bug INSIDE my monitor screen!
Pretty freaking annoying and no way to get it out.
Definitely one of the more serious bugs I've seen in my programming career 
Hopefully it will go away by itself...
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Just send in a spider to swallow the fly. It always ends well.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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There is no way a horse is going to fit inside a monitor, it'll all be fine.
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Sounds like a job for the Admiral. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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had the same, an ant got in between the lcd and plastic (protective I guess) cover.
figured it would find it's way out, next day still there, 2 days later sigh, still there
... so I figured try nudging it out: big mistake, dead ant stuck in not quite middle of the screen.
ok, crack open the screen (and of course left burrs in the edge/crack where I pried off the front bezel).
luckily plans to replace were already in place.
anyway - moral of the story: if there's a bug in your screen don't poke at it.
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I tried squashing it (at the edge), but no matter how hard I push it won't die 
Apparently there's quite some room between the screen and whatever's in front of it...
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kmoorevs wrote: debugger
Sounds like just the solution! 
I don't see it right now, but it was still there a minute ago...
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You could smear the side of the screen with honey, to lure it out 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I tried to smoke it out, but my monitor got overheated so I put it in the freezer, but now my monitor won't work anymore... 
(I actually know someone who did that with his phone because a friend said the microwave would charge it faster or something like that )
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Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Hopefully its the only one. You wouldn't want moire of them...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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