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Hackers are exploiting vulnerable Jira and Exim servers with the end goal of infecting them with a new Watchbog Linux Trojan variant and using the resulting botnet as part of a Monero cryptomining operation. In related news: I'm eating all my chocolate to keep from getting diabetes
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Hackers delete all instances of Jira and accompanying source code. The peasants rejoice.
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Talk about working smarter, not harder. A computer-science student has got the right idea, by building an intriguing code-completion tool that uses deep-learning software to finish lines of source. Train your AI replacement to code like you
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Train your AI replacement to code like you
Like cr@p?
Why waste time training an AI?
I could do it in QBasic much quicker.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Assuming it's as "smart" as gmail's artificial idiocy powered autocomplete, I expect it to work as well as copying code from the question section of randomly selected QA posts. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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In this series, we have explored the need for proactive measures to eliminate a class of vulnerabilities and walked through some examples of memory safety issues we’ve found in Microsoft code that could have been avoided with a different language. Now we’ll peek at why we think that Rust represents the best alternative to C and C++ currently available. It gives you a chance to rewrite everything in a new language?
Sorry, that album is *literally* the first through fifth things that comes into my head every time I hear about this language. This was an attempt to avoid repeating myself again.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: that album is *literally* the first through fifth things that comes into my head every time I hear about this language
I always have to think in Poets of the Fall - Carnival of Rust (Official Video w/ Lyrics) - YouTube[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I have a better idea - LEARN HOW TO F*CKIN WRITE CODE!
You can write crappy code in ANY language, and the language ain't gonna help you.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Now you really gone way too far... 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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It's amazing how many people think they are first rate programmers who do not introduce bugs, yet the evidence doesn't bear it out in most cases.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That class of vulnerabilities could have been avoided in several ways, none of which involve a rewrite in Rust or any other language. Isn't that why they added the str***_s family of functions?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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A couple of years back, even researchers would wave off using DNA to store data as something too futuristic to have any practical value. Today, you can extend PostgreSQL with the right software and bio-chemical modules, and run SQL on DNA. SELECT * FROM nucleus WHERE G!=C
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ZDNet wrote: Initially, storing a megabyte of data took scientists a week.
Haha 
ZDNet wrote: But data and databases are going to the cloud anyway, and as long as your data is safely stored in a data
Hahaha
Kent Sharkey wrote: This is because it's abundant, and cheap -- or, to be more precise, the hope is that it eventually will be.
It may also prove to be a big dud.
ZDNet wrote: Eurecom, CNRS, ICL, UCA, plus Helixworks, a DNA synthesis start-up, have secured EU funding to further pursue research on DNA storage.
Because it's the future man! In a few years, we will all be replaced by robots! 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My program in DNA code is equivalent to the ebola virus. Can I still share it? How do I re-access it to make changes without killing myself?
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Franky Zapata plans to cross the Channel on the Flyboard Air on Thursday Sounds like he'll be testing it for waterproofing
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At the end of quite a long public discussion, the Go team decided to reject the proposal of a built-in try statement for Go error handling. "Do... or do not. There is no try."
You knew I absolutely *had* to use that, right?
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No, you had to throw that out there.
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Finally!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Google will pay $11 million to settle the claims of 227 people who say they were unfairly denied jobs because of their age, according to Friday court filings. The settlement must still be approved by the judge in the case. "The same old story, but it's worth telling just once more"
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Minus the legal fees, that's about $0.09 a person, woohoo!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There should be a minimum of one zero added to that number.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Subject line corrected.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Age discrimination because the Google employee assumed a byte to be 8 bits. Even if you are 60 something years old, surely you know that nobody uses other size bytes these days. That's a ridiculous accusation.
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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Nice cherry picking there. I would say that the following is more damning...
During one interview process, Fillekes says, a recruiter requested that she submit an updated résumé that showed her graduation dates for college and graduate degrees. When Fillekes asked why this was required, she says the recruiter responded that it was "so the interviewers can see how old you are."
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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