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I meant why didn't the release page you quoted thank the icon designers for their heroic work in making everything look randomly a bit different than the last version. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Oops I got it wrong  Possibly they clubbed everything into 'designers'
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A crystal ball presentation on the future of application security at the Gartner Security and Risk Management Summit this year caught the eye of us in the software security space. I predict hacks. And cracks. And stacks of whacked racks.
Oh wait. It's Gartner. So the opposite of all that.
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Jeeze, my eyes ended up going around in circles, going through that indigestible pap.
Maybe it hacked my visual cortex.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's all about the connectivity between particles, just like mapping social networks. Because like the Higgs Boson, good ideas on Twitter only last a femtosecond before decaying?
And the resulting particles are all toxic?
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There is BS, utter BS, and clickbait "news".
Benjamin Disraeli
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MIT physicists wonder what would make them cool, decide it's social networks.
(40 years ago, was it "faxing could hold the key..."?)
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Why too many tech companies under-invest in QA testing and what can be done about it. Oh! *TESTING* before release? Why has no one thought of this before?
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Because new icons...
(Bad/no testing aggravates me to no end; having a good tester trying to prove my code is sh*t really is a wonderful thing. My goal, of course, is to prove s/he's worthless as a tester.)
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Joe Woodbury wrote: having a good tester trying to prove my code is sh*t really is a wonderful thing. My goal, of course, is to prove s/he's worthless as a tester.)
Users will still find something not working as it should. Don't underestimate the power of the clueless morons that randomize the usage of your app.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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For example, my father. Funny thing is that he has a PhD and built a computer in the 80s to gather data from some test samples (it was cheaper and easier to use than the HP hardware.) Problem is that he overthinks everything.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: For example, my father.
For the record... I didn't call your father clueless moron... You did the association  
M.D.V.
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I never called him a "clueless moron", but came close. To be fair, the last time he screwed up his computer in a spectacular way, he apologized to me and said he would be a good tester. (And the last time he asked how to do something crazy, he looked at my long list of specific instructions that had to be done in order and decided to not do it.)
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I know what you mean... 
The worst are those who know a bit about computers.
It is not know enough to be safe, but it is enough to be really dangerous.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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What's that expression about stuff falling from trees?
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F=G((m1*m2)/r²) ?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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That's the guy.
I keep getting it mixed up with Coulomb's Law -- y'know, the one about the further away people are, the less stoopid they sound.
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, is it still stoopid?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
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If a tree falls in the forest and you don't hear it, you'm buggered!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why should "more companies" do it when the biggest players in the industry don't?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Cart before the horse. Before QA can test, the application has to be testable. As bizarre as this sounds, in many cases that is not easily achieved without a whole lot of supporting infrastructure. Because, realistically, programmers don't write testable code. And that should be the horse. If programmers wrote testable code, then companies wouldn't have to "invest" an arm and a leg on the QA side to compensate for their sh*t developers.
[edit]Oh, and QA people tend to be like programmers. They are actually clueless as to how to test.[/edit]
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We write testable code here. I can't imagine writing code without the infrastructure necessary to test my code. Just because it compiles, doesn't mean it is by any means ready to ship (or even test).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Although they are one of the first constructs that junior programmers learn, loops can pose many potential issues the software development process, and could be avoided in many cases, according to Marco Emrich. Again?
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A bs article if I ever saw one.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The sign of an idiot provocateur is when they use "mistakes morons make" as a reason not to do something. Even funnier is when their alternatives suffer all the same problems, only worse (recursion bugs are notoriously tricky to track down.)
(And no offense to Java-istas, but using the stream API to iterate over a map is one of the dumbest thing I've ever read. How about forEach?)
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