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Well, Dam!
Okay it's Saturday and no ones around and I'm bored
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2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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I once met a nice lady with big jugs.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I once met a nice lady with big jugs.
"Holding water". Ok, I'll give you the benefit of doubt. I'm sure you meant, literally, jugs. Who am I to guess your intent...
I still remember an episode of Married with Children where Al Bundy's mother-in-law commented that she isn't fat, she's just "retaining water"...to which Al responded, "so does the Pacific ocean". 
Nobody would dare make a sitcom like that these days...
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Or an ad like this: Does my bum ...[^] 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have no idea what the guy said...neither does Youtube's automated closed captioning, it seems. I did kinda get the intent with the CC's "focus off your face"...which I can sorta hear...but not the rest of it.
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Yeah - but at least it takes the focus off yer face."
And that's when the fight started.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Amazing what difference seeing it written out makes. I can clearly hear it now. (and no, it wasn't a question of volume - now matter how loud I played it back, I couldn't make out the individual words)
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I spent a lot of time in London bars back in the 80s / 90s.
If you couldn't understand an Aussie accent in a crowded bar then you stayed thirsty ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You could put water in d cups.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not bad pale face
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I was clumsy, and while doing some lock picking practice I let go of the wiper tensioner, and it went "ping!" nad flew off under my desk.
Can I see it? Nope, it's there somewhere, but so are a load of cables. And I just know that if I go rummaging through cables too much, something is going to get a sudden power down ... so I'll shut it all down first. Tools ... NAS ... Login ... Admin. Oo! The CPU is a bit warm @65C and 1200RPM on the fan, I'll have a look at that as well.
Start shifting stuff and the tensioner drops into view. Great. Now, let's see to the NAS.
That's easy to say, harder to do as it appears to be a big ball of dust and cat fur ... Hoover time!
Unplug, dismantle, hoover, reassemble.
Start everything up again, and the temperature is dropping nicely - 57C and the fan is down to 900RPM - much better.
So the moral of this story is: dunno. Chuck a tensioner under your desk from time to time, it helps your hardware last longer? 
Out of interest, how's your PC for dust and general debris?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Blew it out a couple of months ago. No pets so no hair worries, just dust.
A checkup Do/Due soon1
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OriginalGriff wrote: how's your PC for dust and general debris?
It has plenty, thanks for offering.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Out of interest, how's your PC for dust and general debris?
The NUC sitting on my desk used to be so quiet I often wondered if it was turned on at all. Nowadays the fan's running almost constantly at full speed (and you know how it works - the smaller the fan, the faster it's gotta spin, and so the noisier it gets). I can't keep my finger on its side unless I risk burning myself - if CPU temperature utilities are to be believed, it can often run (and stay) at around 80-90C. Yes, Celcius.
I've been meaning for weeks now to open it up and blow air through it. I'm afraid I might find a spare cat in there.
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Dust? What dust? Not with my PC[^]. 
/ravi
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The dust bunnies have achieve sentience, and are running their own candidate in the city commission election this fall.
I believe it's the combination of greyhound hair (I have two) and long white cat hair (said cat looks just like the lure used in greyhound racing) that has led to the emergent phenomenon behind and beneath my desk. The last time I mumbled something about shutting everything down, moving the desk, and giving it a good cleaning we had a power brownout over a three county area.
Since then I've carefully swept the hair over the top of the desk toward the back.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Moral of the story is probably to keep things with fans off the floor.
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Even on a desk they get a good coating - it takes slightly longer. The whole point of a fan is to suck in coolish air (with crap in it) and blow it on hot things. Some of the crap sticks.
The moral of the story is to set up a maintenance schedule that involves physical cleaning on a regular basis: perhaps a monthly or quarterly routine ... I must do that.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That would probably depend on how much time your cats spend on the desk.
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Apparently, in SQL Server Management Studio, you can delete servers from the drop down list in the "Connect to Server" popup.
I still had servers from my last employer, servers that no longer existed, test servers... Basically everything I've ever connected to on this laptop.
In the past I've downloaded a small application that was specifically build to clean up that list (so apparently other people have the same problem).
It turns out you can just open the list, hover over a server name and press delete on your keyboard and it'll be gone (without warning).
My life would've looked a lot different had I learned about this some nine years ago 
I'm not sure in what version of SSMS this was introduced, but it seems it's been available for at least five years.
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This is the sort of thing that, in hindsight, should be so obvious - every application should allow you to do this sort of thing.
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Yeah it should be obvious, but I know it wasn't possible in 2005, probably not in 2008 either.
And now that it is possible they've implemented it in a way that's not obvious at all 
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Works in outlook too when you are typing the to: address, allows you to delete old recipients
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