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Do cat employers give you purrformance reviews?
(Early today, got to take herself to the doctor and don't know when I'll be back).
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And if you fail - you get scratched!
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Yes but they are rarely pawsitive.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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ah, so you know a bit about their hiss-tory then?
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You have to check the claws for that in your contract.
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Those are a waste. Ever heard anyone tell you meow you money.
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...or CAT scans?
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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To eork for them you'll have to brush up your keyboard ninja for there will be no mouses/mice around the office! 
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Fur all I know, of claws they do.
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The phrase "cat employer" is an oxymoron. The term employer implies that the cat would pay you, which is obviously a ludicrous notion.
Cats have clients who pay for their services.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cats don’t care. Even if you fire them they always land on their feet.
This space for rent.
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I've installed SSMS on the Surface, and I can get into the prod DB, no hassle.
But when I try to access the test DB it fails. It can find the server on the servers list, but can't retrieve he DB's or login - but it used to work on the Wookietab, and I've changed nothing. I've checked all the obvious stuff (login data, port 1433, ...) but I can't even find a login failure in the SQL logs on the desktop.
OK, let's take a break from that and try crochet or something instead ... maybe it'll sort itself out tomorrow.
Bah! Computers - who'd have 'em?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: But when I try to access the test DB it fails.
It's a microsoft device; you have to use it they way they've decided you should use it.
... And they don't believe in testing.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's a microsoft device; you have to use it they way they've decided you should use it.
Borrowing from Apple much?
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Not "borrowing"; "trying to emulate", and failing badly.
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When it arrived, did you check it for latent damage (someone needs to do QC).
The approved procedure (best for iProducts but it will work here, too) is to hold the device vertically; gently lower it into a large pot of boiling saltwater. Now observe carefully: if it floats it was OK, otherwise, it was clearly defective.
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The Salt Water Check is only recommended for Apple and Huawei products - Microsoft ones need to be lowered into warmed DDT to kill the bugs...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Salt water is very bad for electronics.
Boiling oil is safer.
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No mention of Azure Data Studio[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just add it to the list 
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That is an interesting story; thanks for sharing.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Try turning off the firewall?
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Are you using Trusted Connection or sa ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Have you tried restarting it?
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