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Is comatose when your foot falls asleep?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I thort it's what hip hop hobbits do for 1np1rat1on
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Yes, and walking on pins and needles is the (pedi)cure.
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or something Italians with hairy feet do?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Great. Lately I've been dealing with a bit of restless leg syndrome (it's a real thing), and now you've just reminded me of it.
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Easier to handle than a comanose
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Hi All,
Just trying to see if the network is back. Issues my end!
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I don't know - can I get back to you? 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Barely. Thanks for asking.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: Thanks for asking.
He wasn't talking to you silly. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Lights are on but nobody's home!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Considering I left the house this morning without power, I suspect this to be the case right now since my neighbor kindly informed me that the power was back on. Good news is the fridge/freezer was already empty in advance of my vacation later this week.
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Still picking up the lost tokens on my token ring network.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I think I have one of them - purple and shaped like a pentagram? Do you want it back?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I'm sorry, but no-one is available to take your post at the moment. Please leave your email and bank card PIN after the tone ...
<Beep>
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Right, that's good, um do you need my details I was under the impression they were available after my Amazon incident...
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Yes, it's just for security.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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We are sorry but all our agents are busy at the moment. Your call is totally unimportant as far as we are concerned, but we could play you some really annoying music if you like. Why not send us a postcard with your favourite tunes?
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Ahh YES! normal service has been returned. 
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We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Why not send us a postcard with your favourite tunes?
(So we can mangle them, then overwrite them when they get to the good bit with a long pause and "All our operators are busy..." to make you think you might get to speak to a human being.)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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glennPattonWork wrote: Issues my end!
ya gotta get over the shyness and see a doctor for that sort of thing.
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It's Monday, and everybody wants everything now...situation normal...now I just gotta stall them 'til Friday! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I actually died sometime in the 20th century.
Now I'm just sticking around out of sheer, bloody obstinacy.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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