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Ah, but I would love working on an application like the one you mention. Just to be able to say "What bleedin' elephanting c*nt wrote this brain dead code" and NOT find out upon investigating that it was in fact myself... 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Except it's a single field with "01101".
Inverse bit fields for state? Was this code imported from COBOL or Fortran? Or assembly??? 
> his is a fairly recent application written by someone with over 30 years of experience in software development
Maybe not the code, but seems like to programmer was "imported" from an era long gone! 
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Marc Clifton wrote: Was this code imported from COBOL or Fortran? Or assembly???
Imported directly from a sick mind
Marc Clifton wrote: seems like to programmer was "imported" from an era long gone!
Yes, in fact I'm taking over this code because he's retiring! 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm taking over this code because he's retiring
That explains the issue, he had built in job security. Oh you need another product that will take 3 months to add and another month to test.
I pride myself on having changed my way of thinking over a long period of development, this guy still thinks the way a junior programmer would (certainly not a developer).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Never attribute to malice that which can simply be explained by stupidity 
Besides, this guy didn't need the job security as he was already sort of retired, just did a friend a favor.
Not that this guy is stupid.
He knows a lot about a lot and I know he's a great manager and salesman, but he can't write code for sh*t
I have to give him credit though, the application works and the customer is satisfied.
They considered another party, but they could not do what this guy did and it was more expensive too.
I know a professional IT club at another likewise company around here can't get it to work at all!
These guys need three days of work for what this badly written software does in an afternoon.
I tried contacting this other company to offer them my services, but the responsible person wouldn't even come to the phone, call me back or respond to my email 
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Sander Rossel wrote: he's a great manager and salesman
Ah that explains it, coding is not his primary job. In the 90's I made a living turning apps built by these sort of people into well designed database applications so I have seen many of these. I once spent 3 years following a particular "consultant" from site to site rebuilding his systems.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Still doesn't explain it
His primary job was coding, it wasn't until he started his own company that he went into sales and management.
He went from Clipper and DBase to VB to VB.NET and SQL Server.
And he still did plenty of programming after that.
He never quite got out of that Clipper and DBase mindset though.
I know this guy pretty well
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Sander Rossel wrote: written by someone with over 30 years of experience in software development
Are you sure he didn't say "I had an experience with software development 30 years ago"?
But seriously, it's hard to believe you didn't just make this up, it's so funny to think this actually happens. I look forward to the next update
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Sander Rossel wrote: This is a fairly recent application written by someone with over 30 years of experience in software development 
Sounds like someone from pre-RDBMS times who is still doing exactly what he used to do when he started out with C-ISAM or something of that ilk. Probably thinks he's bang up-to-date 'cos he does the odd bit of VB6 and no longer keeps his code on 5 1/4 floppies.
Sander Rossel wrote: And he's not even the worst software developer I know 
That's SCARY!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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kmoorevs wrote: it was written in C#
Crappy code can (and is) written in any language.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Yeah, that was kind of my point...a response to the predictable VB shaming. We really need a sarcasm icon or tag.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Sander Rossel wrote: This is a fairly recent application written by someone with over 30 years of experience in software development
...and most of those 30 years have been spent at the same company, I'm guessing...?
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Three in total, the last roughly 20 years his own company.
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Elite trooper joins group of football fanatics and shows his colours (12)
Elite trooper - Marine
Football Fanatics = Ultras
Colours = ULTRAmarineS
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 23-Oct-19 9:10am.
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OK - so what was it? I got nothin'.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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See above - obviously not as lemon squeezy as I thought!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Never heard Ultras used for football fanatics  and I could only think of SAS for the elite soldier ( which is what they're known as )
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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AKA "The Perils of Outsourcing".
/ravi
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And they played Chinese Whispers with the contract price.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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No fun for me … It seems that I am geographically excluded…  Never mind ...
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 Me too!
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Yep, me too
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