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Is Yogi's picnic basket loaded for bear?
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With the ranger options available, I'd say you made a Boo Boo with that post.
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think you made a boo boo: it's called a "pickinic basket."
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Shouldn't that be 'loaded for Berra'? Though I'm not sure as I'm feeling just av er age today.
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He's making a database.
He's sorting it twice.
SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town!
Sorting twice, SELECT *, seems Santa is getting coal this year!
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I have proof that Santa works for the NSA:
Quote: He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
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you forgot 'helping himself to your cookies'
so he also knows where you've been and regularly go to
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These days he just checks what Alexa and its ilk have collected.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have proof that Santa works for the NSA
One of the few instances where marketing might be actually useful.
If the NSA just presented themselves slightly differently, they wouldn't be seen as this ominous presence.
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You fail to realize how few people know who the NSA is.
If more people knew, they would have to have more oversight!
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I had never thought of this, the Santa clause...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: the Santa clause
I assume you haven't seen the Tim Allen film of the same name then?
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You're right, I didn't see it. Having checked on imdb, there is also a version 2 dating back to 2002.
On the other hand, the only film I can think of in 1994, is Pulp Fiction; not the same audience 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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He works one lousy day out of the year then spends all the other days judging you.
What a jerk satan claws is.
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Well he also has to index by naughty.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That works with the melody if you pronounce it "sequel". I don't. To me, it's "squeal." 
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He sees you hard-code passwords
He knows where you GOTO
He knows you spelled receipt reciept*
So you know what you must DO
* That's a real one, that caused no end of problems!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: He's making a database.
He's sorting normalizing it twice.
SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town!
FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I...would totally watch this.
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it's only a short film...
but was good indeed! 
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... we can look forward to some stability for the next few years. Whether it is good or bad stability remains to be seen.
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Hopefully. But as an official member of the Cynical Old Hector association, I suspect the Tory MPs who want Remain will start squabbling with head office soon ... but this is getting very close to soapbox territory, so I'll stop there.
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