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Me: Alexa, make sure there are never chips and salsa on my shopping list.
Alexa: I have added never chips and salsa to your shopping list.
(Oh,I'm so scared.) 
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Me: Alexa, what is life?
Alexa: Life is a cellular automata game devised by John Conway in 1970.
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Our Google Home is crap. It won't understand things like 'play XX from season 1' or 'play episode X of Y, season 2'
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Me: Alexa, what time is it?
The missus: We haven't got an alexa.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I got my Google Home free from Spotify. I want my wife to lead me in a conversation about adult incontinence. If I see ads for adult diapers, I'll know they are listening
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I'd keep it in the shed, let them hear nothing but outside noises, and think I'm a tramp.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'd keep it in the shed, let them hear nothing but outside noises, and think I'm a tramp.
... and you're left wondering why 12 cartons of premium dog food wagu steak arrived that morning (and a side of whatever raccoons like most.)
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Not to worry, AI cannot overcome genuine stupidity.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Me: Alexa, make sure there are never chips and salsa on my shopping list.
Taken literally...it makes sense: If you always have a large supply of chips and salsa already in the house...then you'll never need to have them on your shopping list.
Expect your first crate in a day or two, tops.
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Is anyone else addicted to Wish? I got a Trump toilet brush, a dumpling maker and a Swedish flag pin today (and there's a parcel at the post office)
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Although I'm very attracted to the idea of owning a certain-coloured-person toilet brush, the "You can't see the site unless you create an account" thing is a bit of a turn-off, for me (I've even blocked pinterest, because I don't like being nagged to hand over personal information).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am 50 years old. I blew my knees out years ago, walking through San Francisco. This year I did a big trip, I did Wacken Open Air, Brutal Assault and Sabaton Open Air. Afterwards, we rushed to Norway and saw Rammstein. I did all this thinking it's my last chance to physically be able to survive weeks in tents. Probably true.
Rammstein in Oslo was far and away the best gig i have ever seen. Every 2 seconds something blew up, or there were lights or smoke. I can't imagine they'd ever bring all that gear to Australia if they tour, so I was very glad to get to see them in Europe
What was your best gig ever?
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1987. Rush at Birmingham NEC. They recorded that concert and released it as A Show of Hands.
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That's pretty cool. I went to the In Flames burger restaurant in Gothenburg. Best burger EVER. It's called 2112
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Well that's interesting. 2112 is NOT the best burger place in town. 
And I thought you Aussies took your barbie more serious than us!
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I was going to cite a Rush show also. For me it was on their tour for 2112. The "A Farewell To Kings" tour show was really good too.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Yes at Cobo Hall in 1976. There were concerts on back-to-back nights, so I don't know if it was the one that made it onto Yesshows.
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Awesome. Did a dozen Rush concerts. The one in the second row was the best just due to the perspective.
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Finally got to see them in Greenville, SC on their Time Machine tour. Awesome event! I know they deserve to retire after all these years but still sad.
I Google and I know things.
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Iron Butterfly 1967
Did a little mechanic work today.
Put a rear end in a recliner!
JaxCoder.com
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Well, that's very cool. You know they were too stone to sing 'in the garden of eden'?
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They sang very good that evening on the other hand I couldn't have sung anything!
Did a little mechanic work today.
Put a rear end in a recliner!
JaxCoder.com
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/ravi
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That Guru's Jazzmattaz / Buckshot LeFonque night in Vienne 1995. Priceless
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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