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The vegetable in question looked like an ordinary, chunky Idaho spud, although protruding out of one side was some kind of antenna, a black plastic appendage bent upward. Welcome to the Internet of Tubers
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I have to say that I disagree entirely with the article writer.
It looks like a russet potato, not an Idaho.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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GlaDOS surely!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Can it be converted into a chip for faster processing?
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Ever-faster processors led to bloated software, but physical limits may force a return to the concise code of the past. "Better, stronger, faster."
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It's the new ones who are the problem.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's the new ones who are the problem.
Amen! 
(Don't trust anyone under fifty)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Analytical thinking can lock the mind in a box. New research from professors at Stanford and Santa Clara suggests engineers lack a basic ingredient. The academics' solution is, well, controversial. You might be an engineer if...
One of many /sigh-worthy articles today (just wait for the next one though)
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So the solution, as the writer went to great lengths to point out, is a new buzzword?
How utterly ridiculous and behind the times! So 2010s!
What we really need, to definitively and completely resolve the problem, is a new "Engineers" icon!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: What we really need, to definitively and completely resolve the problem, is a new "Engineers" icon!
Truly a broad-minded solution! 
TTFN - Kent
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As expected, the engineers on this forum are skeptical towards this article (which kind of proves the articles point, well done!) 
On a serious note, I don't have a technical education, but a "soft" study in arts, culture and media and I do notice a difference in thinking between me and most of my (ex-)coworkers.
In fact, it's often a selling point that I don't think as a developer because I only learned that after my study.
How many developers do you know that can talk to users and managers without either of them being annoyed by the other? 
I'm not sure if mindfulness is the solution, but I do agree there's a problem.
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Sander Rossel wrote: a "soft" study in arts, culture and media
Did you wear slippers to class? 
Sander Rossel wrote: it's often a selling point that I don't think as a developer
Same here.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Agreed - some of the best programmers I know have music degrees.
TTFN - Kent
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The problem is, divergent thinking is terrifying to the traditional thinkers and managers, and so is almost always quashed. 
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Obsessing with “clean code” and removing duplication is a phase many of us go through. Dirty, dirty code
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What on Earth is he saying?
The very idea that the most creative work doesn't come from following a pattern and just changing a few variable values is utterly ridiculous!
Just ask hollywood -- it's what they've been doing for decades, and they're the most creative people on Earth!
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Quote: resizeTopLeft(position, size, preserveAspect, dx, dy) {
// 10 repetitive lines of math
},
resizeTopRight(position, size, preserveAspect, dx, dy) {
// 10 repetitive lines of math
},
Seriously. I can came up with similarly invented, just for sake of an article, artificial code to 'prove' theory that stand in the opposition to the one shown in the article. This is just a clickbait and a waste of time. 
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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Quote: For example, we later needed many special cases and behaviors for different handles on different shapes.
Ivory tower comment: then he didn't write is abstractions correctly. 
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Depending on your application, you may see some minor code quality improvements and/or major build-time (compiler throughput) improvements. "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!"
My oh my,
What a wonderful... way to make spurious changes by default so that you haven't got a clue what's happened to your code.
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Linux creator and principal developer Linus Torvalds has come out against the ZFS filesystem. "There is this thing called the GPL, which we disagree with … nobody can ever improve the software"
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Well, I have to say, definitively and categorically, that I absolutely do not have a bloody clue what they're going on about.
 <-- This is me being happy that I never got involved in open-source politics.
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Looks like it's a 2-factor problem.
The first being that ZFS has parts that are not 'open source', and that it's Oracle/Larry Ellison that could claim ownership, which sounds like the biggy issue.
Second is that it slightly breaks the OSI layer model, which would break the beliefs of softies that layering is well defined absolute and trustworthy. ZFS doesn't have that trust (as I understand it..)
In reality the layering is more of an engineering issue - the need for defense in depth, with ZFS spanning the layers and reporting errors.
Saw a video recently that highlighted the issue "Zebras All the Way Down : The engineering challenges of the data path" - Bryan Cantrill, Uptime 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2KDzZaxvE&feature=youtu.be some good points once you get past the presenters animation.. (linked from another CP news article to https://www.zdnet.com/article/why-clouds-will-always-eventually-fail/)
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Researchers find that 17 of 140 major online services are vulnerable to SIM swapping attacks. I put a lot of work into my SIMs, I don't want someone else's. Neeshga! Neeshga!
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