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Book em Dano!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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He has previous convictions for burglary, theft of a firearm, disorderly conduct and driving while intoxicated
Who knew such an upstanding citizen couldn't determine for himself others wouldn't see the humor in his "prank"...?
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The chain gang's too good for him! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Cp-Coder wrote: Serves the scumbag right!
Why? The guys an idiot. What am I missing? What's the big deal?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It sounds like he returned the deodorant to the shelf after licking it, which could spread the virus if he has it and is asymptomatic. But "making a terrorist threat"? It's certainly something, but the US justice system has gone right off the mofo-ing rails.
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I am not an expert on the law, but actions have to meet well defined criteria to be classified as terrorism in the USA. Trying to scare society by spreading a dangerous biological substance in this manner can clearly be seen as a form of terrorism, at least here in the USA.
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Well, at least he doesn't have halitosis.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Attempted murder or some such, agreed.
Terrorist threat? Not seeing it...
I'd say some ideology behind it would make it a terrorist threat.
Bad humor isn't an ideology.
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Many years ago,There was a Volkswagen commercial where a man licks the door handle a Of a car that he wants to keep another couple from buying it. Today, that would be criminal.
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Did the bread loaf isolate himself because he had a crumbling social life?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Let's toast the fellow - it's the yeast we could do for him !
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Nah, it is because of The Government.
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Yeast infection?
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Everyone thought he was just a crusty PITA, but it turns out he just had a very rye sense of humor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just mind you don't call it "the yeastern disease".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Bread Loaves both had to isolate themselves - he because all of his jokes were stale, and she because of a loaf in her oven.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Were they closely related? I suspect their offspring was in-bread.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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it's fame peaked so long ago
... ever since the bread sliced itself it's never managed anything better.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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no, it had a close encounter with Meat Loaf singing: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Or was it because of how the cookie crumbled.
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Same here. Quebec recently announced closure of all non-essential retailers. On the list of the essential were liquor stores and cannabis(!!). We've only had legal cannabis for recreational use for about 18 months, so how its got to essential in that time is open to speculation.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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I'd guess that someone in the government considered what his life would be like indoors for weeks with no dope ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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