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It's because of where their glorious leader's push for the cloud has led them: cloud cuckoo land.
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What will be the fate of an open-source project relied upon by so many? Error 451: Unavailable For Legal Reasons
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As long as my desktop wallpaper keeps working, I don't care.
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Hacked corporate sites and news blogs running using the WordPress CMS are being used by attackers to deliver backdoor malware that allows them to drop several second-stage payloads such as keyloggers, info stealers, and Trojans. It's not bad enough that we can't trust updates from {that company} or {the other company}?
Fill in the above tokens as desired
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Malware disguised as google?
A wolf in wolf's clothing?
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Eight major mobile carriers have agreed to share customer location data with the European Commission in a bid to track the spread of COVID-19, the GSMA said in a statement on Wednesday. Little Virus brings Big Brother
It seemed to help in Taiwan and Singapore, so maybe this will help. But I expect they may not want to stop when things calm down.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Little Virus brings Big Brother
Nope... only the opportunity to make it publicly and officially without having to hide (and not only in the EU)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I thought that mobile carriers already do share your location whenever some big shots need it. At least this is not a news to me. So it's better to leave your cell phone at home when you're up to something
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The other day I read 20 most significant programming languages in history, a “preposterous table I just made up.” It's not dead, it's just pining for the compiler (or interpreter)
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Once upon a time, people Skyped. Now they are Zooming. What happened? Because: Skype
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Wait, didn't another company buy Skype, a few years back, and "modernise" it?
It used to be pretty good, so now it must be perfect!
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I used zoom yesterday to help a co-worker with her code. It's fairly decent. And free.
Is Skype free?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I... think so? It’s been a while. I know I pay to use it to phone landlines, but I think it’s free for voice & video chat.
TTFN - Kent
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While there’s plenty of information out there on artificial intelligence, it’s not always easy to distinguish fact from fiction or find explanations that are easy to understand. A is for Armageddon, brought by SkyNet. B is for Battery, soon to be your job. C is for Computer, your new overlord
And y'all can do the rest.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: A is for Armageddon, brought by SkyNet. B is for Battery, soon to be your job. C is for Computer, your new overlord
It really is at the pre-school level.
I'd want to at least add:Item 6: AIs don't know what they're looking at, because, for example, pictures to them are just big arrays of numeric values, and they know even less about what they're doing and how they're doing it.
We don't have a clue how they do what they do, either.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: A is for Armageddon, brought by SkyNet. B is for Battery, soon to be your job. C is for Computer, your new overlord
And y'all can do the rest.
Challenge accepted!
D and E are for Dumb Elephant, the kind of person who hypes AI.
F is for Failure, the future of AI startups.
G is for Garbage, what they are actually peddling.
H is for Huckster, what all of them are.
I is for Inane, what true believers are.
J is for Joke, what the rest of us think of them.
K is for Kill, Skynet likes this.
L is for Ludicrous, what they are claiming.
M is for Manure, AI smells like this.
N is for Nope, what reality has to say.
O is for Orwellian, where it's all going.
P is for Prison, what the world will turn into.
Q is for Quack, not just for medicine.
R is for "Really?", how all claims should be addressed.
S is for Suckers, what the people funding the startups are.
T is for Tattered, like their connection to reality.
U is for Unlikely, which is putting it kindly.
V is for Vomit, what you probably expected me to reply with.
W is for Worthless, the future of their stock options.
X is for Xterminate, Skynet says hello again.
Y is for YHGTBSM, an appropriate response to the hucksters.
Z is for Zoo, the best we can hope for from out future overlords.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I fail to see what is so special about this wave of AI hype. They have been coming every few years since (at least) the 1970s: I bought the 1st ed (1979) of "Machines Who Think" as a student. The wave we had then was certainly not the first one!
Sometimes it is diguised under a different name. Does anyone remember the Prolog-based Japanese Fifth generation computer[^] mega-project? Later waves have been coined e.g. "Knowledge based".
The only difference I can see is that the seemingly never-ending series of unsuccessful AI projects gave the term AI a bad reputation; that is why more recent AI projects have been hiding under other, not as questionable, labels. Now it seems that AI people think that AI has had its name cleared and can be used again.
Certainly, each AI wave has brought forth new algoritms, data structures and methodologies. But at closer scrutiny, we have learnt that these are incremental improvements, not revolutionary, and still quite far from "intelligence".
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Very true. I was originally going to say "GAN is new", but as you say:
Member 7989122 wrote: Certainly, each AI wave has brought forth new algoritms, data structures and methodologies. But at closer scrutiny, we have learnt that these are incremental improvements, not revolutionary, and still quite far from "intelligence".
It's just another cute algorithm, but nothing closer to intelligence.
TTFN - Kent
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I am in amazement. Thank you!
TTFN - Kent
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Looks like you really need the coronavirus thing to be over, so you can go back to work.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Looks like you really need the coronavirus thing to be over, so you can go back to work.
I normally provide full service mockery from the office. The kitchen table doesn't change anything on that front.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I am a professional! I only mock people if paid for my services!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Dan Neely wrote:
I figured that there had to be a less boring and trite way of saying "Too much time on your hands?"
Pearls before swine, I tell ya! I'm wastin' my bloody time with all these "in-the-box" thinkers!
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The legacy about page in Control Panel may finally be put to rest, if feature IDs are to be believed. No one needs to change the defaults, do they?
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