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OriginalGriff wrote: each time you have a sandwich for lunch
and make sure your sandwich is not worth the money you spent/flushed.
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That's awesome! I hope you bought some cheap TP for the bathroom too.
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Out of TP, so single ply Daily Fail will have to do.
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Don't forget to lock yourself out on the first day and every three months after that to simulate your manager not signing the paperwork for your badge to keep working 
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Don't forget to put some dirty cups and dishes in the kitchen sink and on the worktops. And, next time you go to the loo, pee on the toilet seat and floor! Really missing the 'magic' of going to the office! 
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I would like to add a couple of things
1. You need the sound of a loud co-worker one who's voice you can hear over everything.
2. You also need the co-worker that eat very loudly
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Limburger cheese and placed it on a plate in the middle of the room to remind me of the smell of
OK, you've already failed workplace PC requirements you're going to have to engage some consultants to teach you how to stop making politically incorrect statements including such things as racism.
moving to a new office means a fire drill usually mandatory within 60-90 days (depending on jurisdiction) days, and a workplace health and safety walk-through may be required too as well as inspection of signage for escape routs, exits, toilets, emergency lighting ...
if it's a fresh setup could be at least a couple of months before you are allowed to work there.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Don't forget to put a bin with a couple of eggs opened some days ago to simulate some "uranus gas leaks" coming from other parts of the area.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You're wasted as a dev. Interior design is the way for you to go! I'd hire you in a instant*!
* A few weeks before I'm due to move on to another contract.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Precisely[^]
Okay not to sound so pessimistic. Actually, President Trump's gonna save us with the rescue boats. So nobody's gonna drown.
The chloroquine boats just arrived.
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Nand32 wrote: chloroquine
Quote: The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued an emergency use authorization for chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine to treat patients hospitalized with COVID-19.
I tried to find quotes were people were blaming their stupidity on Trump for ingesting this stuff the wrong way and I could not find the quotes. Secondly, I see a lot of people on here therefore claiming that the stuff does not work and Trump is an idiot for suggesting it might.
Yet, here we are with the FDA approving it for treatment.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I guess the only disagreement was, Trump was assertive about the positive impact of the medicine.
But the FDA guy said, this would take the "Trial route". Trump did not mention about it at all.
I guess that's the difference.
modified 30-Mar-20 9:02am.
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Nand32 wrote: , Trump was assertive about the positive impact on the medicine.
I had seen stories that said it had cured 100% of people treated. That seems pretty positive to me.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: I had seen stories that said it had cured 100% of people treated. That seems pretty positive to me.
I wish they are true.
(Googles "Buy chloroquine in bulk" ) 
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Nand32 wrote: I wish they are true.
You can ask the people who claim they were cured by it. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: You can ask the people who claim they were cured by it
There contact info is available on the sites that are selling you the very same miracle cures so you don't have to do any searching!
(certainly, no one on the internet would ever lie . . . to you).
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: that are selling you the very same miracle cures
No one has tried to sell it to me. Do you have a link?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Do you have a link?
I have so many links I hardly no what to do with them.
Why do you ask?
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Why do you ask?
Because I haven't seen what you claimed so I guess we must be visiting different sites.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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These are for you.[^] The good stuff? I'm keeping to myself!
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: I have so many links I hardly no what to do with them.
Cue Aretha[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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Pretty sure that's a Darwin award winner.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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