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That's pretty much my list too, with the addition of Forth. It's another write-only language.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I've heard "Lisp as Lost In Silly Parentheses"
I agree with you about python. It's a shame too, because otherwise it's a pretty incredible little scripting language.
Real programmers use butterflies
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After spending a little time investigating Lisp, many years ago, I concluded that a better name for it might be "Stutter", given the names of the many list manipulation operators. 
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Years ago I wrote a front-end program in dBASEIII that generated AutoLisp scripts to manipulate AutoCad drawings. The engineers would provide a few dozen input parameters, the AutoLisp script was built, then AutoCad was fired up and produce the drawing for them.
I remember spending lots of time counting parenthesis and certainly agree with another comment - LISP = Lost In Stupid Parenthesis.
The end result worked really well, and I learned how to count really well.
Sincerely,
-Mark
mamiller@rhsnet.org
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I see two distinct groups on that list:
1) Languages that are too dumb for the developers, like VBA or PHP. And let's include Java for all their religious dogmas that lead to chaos if you follow them blindly.
2) And there are all the low level languages that most developers are apparently too dumb for, like assembly, C, or C++.
Objective C belongs to both groups.
Thanks to THE BUG I had plenty of time in the last months to write lots of assembly code.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Thanks to THE BUG I had plenty of time in the last months to write lots of assembly code.
Time well spent.
I've read about 15 books so far, 10 to go and been learning TurboCAD and getting pretty damn good at it. (Ok just enough to be dangerous)
Off topic: Ordered parts to build a small desktop CNC router, looking forward to fabricating my own PCBs and some other stuff with it.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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No reflection on you, Mike, but the article's a load of crap. I'm of the opinion that if you "dread" working in a programming language, then that's a sign that you don't understand it. That's a problem you can correct and should before you try working in it.
Yeah, there are languages and environments you like working in more than others, but sometimes you don't have a choice. In that case stop whining, suck it up, and dig in.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: but sometimes you don't have a choice. In that case stop whining, suck it up, and dig in.
We've all had to do that!
I've had to use IDEs and languages that I've hated but like you say had to suck it up and get it done.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: I'm of the opinion that if you "dread" working in a programming language, then that's a sign that you don't understand it.
I'm very well versed in VB.NET, yet when I got an offer to take over a VB.NET WinForms program I sighed, thought of the customer it would gain me, bit my lip and said I'd do it.
As I suspected, there are plenty of forms that I dread working on.
Not because I don't know the language, but because the original programmer didn't and now I have to make brain farts to get a gist of what he was thinking while a wrote that crap.
So basically your average VB(.NET) project
I have the same with JavaScript because you have to read ALL the code to make reasonable assumptions about it, like what kind of value a function returns.
And if the original programmer was a jackass, a function may even return another type depending on the input.
I guess that's what you get for not being type-safe.
Maybe I don't dread the language, but I dread how easy it is to write crap code in some languages that I have to deal with because others are bad at their job.
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The only environments I dread have a cargo cult like following, and virtually no clue how the environments they're working in even function. JavaScript developers who don't understand how references or callbacks work. PHP developers who don't know what OO is, but they know they have to use every single OO feature. Java developers who have to user every single design pattern in every single project, but don't know what a heap or garbage collector is.
True story: I worked on one Web App written in a combination of JavaScript and PHP that was over a million lines of code.
I don't get why people hate VB so much though. Granted I only use it sporadically, but it's not like it's really hard to get the kind of work people want done in it done.
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"Osmonian" *cough* *cough*
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Interesting reading but I would like to propose that Forth or its derivative "White lightning" should be included in the list. In the mean time it has become so obscure that most people don't remember it ever existed.
If I ever see a piece of code I wrote in the derivative I am 100% sure I would not even remember how it was supposed to work.
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Uh!?
No one fears the common business-oriented language?
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You mean, fear of wearing down your fingers to short stubs?
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Selections seem to be from a bimodal distribution of respondents:
Selections disdained because they take brains
Selections disdained because they're ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing dumb and annoying
Or, put another way, perhaps the two groups are those who code and happen to get paid for it and those who code only because they get paid for it.
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TECO - built for string manipulations and was used for the first version of Emacs. Definitely a write-only language as there was an annual competition to see who could figure out what a specific TECO line would do to an arbitrary string.
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I still use TECO occasionally. Learned it in 1972. I sometimes wrote TECO macros to do a task and while I was waiting for it to finish, I could write a Cobol or Assembler program to do the same thing, compile it and run it while still waiting for TECO to finish. It was really easy to use for scripting when the amount of data was small.
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(V)isual (B)asic (affectionately called as Very Bad) should be having a distinguished position in the list though.
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DXL is the worst one I've used... It's a pretty basic C-like language - the horrors come from the interface to the DOORS requirements management system, and how easy it is to leak memory without even trying. Here's an example - DXL can allocate, but not deallocate strings, so every string you use takes up memory, until the process (which might be on the server side of DOORS) is terminated.
I encountered DOORS and DXL when developing an API for accessing DOORS from Java, using (in-effect) hand-rolled RPC to call from Java into DXL (using a DLL written in C++ as an intermediary) and then returning results from DXL in JSON, which was deserialised into Java objects using Jackson. Of this, two parts didn't suck - C++ and Jackson. But... it worked. And worked reliably.
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Spikes in slowpoke's performance (5)
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SPOKE?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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yep 
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Why? I still don't get this stuff  
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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