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Programming is simple. Keep it that way.
Take a look at the K&R C and consider[^] how simple it was.
But, everyone makes it complicated.
Here's the first program from that book:
#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
printf("hello, world\n");
}
Learn what each line means and you understand programming.
But, it's even easier now.
1. Open a browser.
2. Press F12
3. you should see the dev console
4. Type console.log("hello, world"); and press <enter>
You're programming. Now, just keep adding to that and see what you get.
It's really not complicated. You can learn, one line at a time and when you put a bunch of lines together you may have something. Celebrate what you can do, not what you can't. 
modified 19-Aug-20 10:05am.
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Bills advice on exercise is spot on. It will help clear your mind, ease your depression. Many here have good advice.
Find what makes you happy, don't let your mind dwell on your miseries, it won't change things.
Your life largely is a product of your thoughts and the actions they bring. Miserable thoughts bring more misery, happy/optimistic thoughts bring good things. See yourself in a new light with some determined focus. Don't believe everything your mind is telling you. It is often wrong. Be a critical observer of your thoughts. Look to your good future. Believe in yourself, in your capacity to forge a life you want. Take action.
It is difficult to change your world view but worth the effort.
A favorite quote of mine is from Dr. Wayne Dyer,
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
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The Rite of Teletubbies
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Everything the religious right claimed about them is true! Homosexual demon spawn indoctrinating our children while still in the cradle.
Evil pagan rituals and than final joyful jump back down a pit to return to hell !
Save us Barney[^], Save us !
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modified 18-Aug-20 12:08pm.
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You are weird. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: Not really Barney is someone you'd want help from
He seems to be doing very well for himself.
Note to self: $350/session? My Mrs. owes me a fortune.
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I would have looked if it was the Last Rites of Teletubbies.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Aargh!!! The burning baby face!
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Well, that music DID cause a riot the first time it was performed publicly.
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LOL. I wonder what Stravinsky would have thought.
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The government has announced it is phasing out Roman Numerals. Not on my watch …
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"The metric system is conquering Britain, inch by inch."
OMG I've been waiting for this opportunity for 15 years!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 18-Aug-20 14:06pm.
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No joke: I was taking herself to Hospital this morning- nothing serious - and there were road works, with warning signs:
"Roadworks 600 yards"
"Roadworks 400 yards"
"Roadworks 200 yards"
"Roadworks 100 yards" And I realized that I no longer have an "innate sense" of how long 100 yards is - a metre, yes. 100 metres, yes. A foot, yes. An inch? Maybe. But not a 100 yards. "Y miles" I can relate to, but not "Y Km". Strange but true.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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91 meters.
For all practical senses, when you're sitting in a car that is, you can substitute with meters.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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A few years back I saw:
Quote: "Roadworks 500 yards"
"Roadworks 300 metres"
"Roadworks 200 metres"
"Roadworks 100 yards"
Just to show we can cope with everything - all at once!
My father went to a wood store and asked for a length of 2x6 to be cut to 4ft, 2.2cm - which they did precisely, without blinking an eye.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My yard's 40 feet, east-to-west. Now you should have a handle on your perplexation.
Problem Solved.
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What about your yard-sale?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That's a lot to think about, but for now I think I'll keep it (at least until my peppers all ripen)>
There's no telling where I'll land up.
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I LIVe for that, but with MIXed feelings.
Somehow relate to how I Coll-em-as_I_seum?
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That doesn't make a LIC of sense, everyone should be LIVID!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I, for one, like Roman numerals
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Yeah like old fashion trends!
they will come back... 
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Madness: Doing the same thing over and over and getting different (read weird) results.
VS2019, community edition. Office/Excel addin solution, about 4 or 5 years old.
Working fine on system A, have to fix a user error. "Don't let users make errors, they create unpredictable results". OK, so it's a bug, not a user error.
Create a fix, er um, hack.
Decide to copy the project to a newer system. Both on E: drive.
Get an error on build, "can't delete some file, access denied". Fix permissions, rebuild. Now: "can't delete same file, it is in use".
Move the solution from E:\ to C:\users\source\repos
"Can't open: the blah.csproj file it is in use". It isn't. Restart VS, wash, rinse repeat.
Delete the .csproj file and copy it back (from same E: source).
Solution builds and runs as designed, such as it is.
Copy solution back to the E: drive. Still builds and runs.
Color me confused. Do I get a piece of cheese? Or the dunce cap for moving the solution?
I just declared victory and released it.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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