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Is COVID the new COBOL?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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More like Javascript in that case.
Malbolge has to be reserved for the plague.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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No, people believed in COBOL until they had to deal with it themselves ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Still a touch of wit left in the old man! +
[EDIT: 'with' changed to 'wit' as intended ]
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modified 2-Oct-20 12:15pm.
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I think there's a word or two missing in that sentence. Or I don't know how to read.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I fixed the error. It was neither.
As noted in the edit, "with" should have been 'wit'.
Anyway, good catch. No one else either noticed or cared. ( Warping. Whelping. Weeping )
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ah, that makes more sense. And... forsooth!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I've done a bit of COBOL back in my college days.
Frankly I think I'd rather deal with Covid.
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Hi All,
Had an odd exchange with an Agent. He wants me to alter my CV (again? how much can you polish a ***d?)
Well I ask him for a guide for what wants me to do for their clients (BAe?), 'Oh yes is the reply I will get that over to you', I was after an example of the additions. I get his email it has my CV with work experience high lighted yellow with add more details to do over the weekend. Am I at school? He has told me whats wrong but not how he wants me to fix it.![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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That's all you get for his fee. If you want more you'll need to pay up-front.
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I seem to think he had brummie accent and seemed less positive & or scary. 
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I had to look "Brummie" up, so it means a Birmingham accent
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Oh sorry, wasn't really paying attention! trying to think how phrase, got the bloody thing shipped despite interference...  Being from Holland you have probably heard the accent. He also called from a Private Number and asked me to call back...
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He has a point. I keep a master resume that has a ton of detail. The last time (5 years ago) when I was job searching I would create job specific versions of it.
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Point, but that does raise an issue I have am wary of, I used Java 8 in a bit of a project to do X I am far (very far) from being a Java guru. If the agent or hiring manager is using buzz words to hire,
I'm not sure I want to be there...
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glennPattonInThePubAgain! wrote: He has told me whats wrong but not how he wants me to fix it.
That's our daily routine when dealing with the big parts of our IT for the last years... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America.
"You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you."
"Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true.
"Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?"
"Not me personally," says the Aussie, "But it did happen to my girlfriend."
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I reckon that post is not going to fare too well.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Haha Good one 
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Best kind of joke. "Where's this going? Where's this going??? Bam!"
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Ecstatic hero, not moved without German translation. (4,3,4)
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Ecstatic
hero, not moved HERONOTMOVEd
without German D
translation. (anag) OVER THE MOON
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Correct.
As it was my first one, I had no idea if it was too easy or too hard. Obviously, a bit on the easy side.
modified 2-Oct-20 4:31am.
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