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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Real question is: do you have a choice?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It's so worth it ,
Did you move & hide the taskbar as well?
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Did that with my dad once.
The look on his face as he tried to open an application was hilarious, but then he used alt + tab, switched to his program and continued to work.
Pro tip: right-click on your desktop > View > uncheck "Show desktop icons" 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Pro tip: right-click on your desktop > View > uncheck "Show desktop icons
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Sander Rossel wrote: Pro tip: right-click on your desktop > View > uncheck "Show desktop icons"
That's evil 
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she doesn't lock her computer with a private password that only she knows?
she should be sleeping on the couch, not you.
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Slacker007 wrote: she should be sleeping on the couch, not you.
Actually, who's on the couch and who's in the bedroom isn't nearly so important as one party, at the least, unable to enjoy our delightful breeding rituals.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Question is, do I want to sleep on the couch tonight?
A good wife would understand your mail need to still have fun with living when you get a chance.
My personal observations and experiences have indicated that a sense of humor does seem to lean substantially more heavily towards with gender than the other, exchanged for an ability to conduct and enjoy gossip by the other.
Disclaimer:
In order not to offend, I did not specify which gender is which in the above blanket statement.
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I think you need to sleep on a friend's couch. 
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I'd have thought the doghouse 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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That's just evil... I like it!
Will Rogers never met me.
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The Mayor rearranged atoms inside his dairy-free cheeseburger. (11)
The Mayor = definition
rearranged atoms = 'omast'
inside = (insertion indicator)
his dairy-free cheeseburger = 'burger'
omast
burg er
modified 4-Dec-20 7:32am.
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The Mayor
rearranged atoms OMAST
inside his dairy-free cheeseburger. BURG ER
BURGOMASTER
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yep! You are back in charge on Monday.
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what?? burgermaster???!!! that sounds so Americanised. It sounds like like a good cook at MacDonalds.
I know my German is pretty poor, but I thought it was burgermeister was the proper pronunciation/spelling.
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yacCarsten wrote: I thought it was burgermeister was the proper pronunciation/spelling.
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Um ... no: Bürgermeister would be the German version - the umlaut changes the sound of the letter.
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For English, it's BURGOMASTER[^]
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Agree, seeing that I was born in Germany, my German should be so much better.
Interestingly your search included BurgerMaster[^] 
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Could have been worse: Burger King[^]
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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As a totally useless fact, they have to call themselves Hungry Jack's here (name was already trademarked by a takeaway food shop in Adelaide).
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Or just spreading some awareness for a good sake: https://www.projectnorthmoor.org/[^]
Support the campaign to save J.R.R. Tolkien’s home and establish a literary centre.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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I was expecting a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I'm gonna be "that guy":
Christopher Tolkien has more money than his father ever had. His estate got a fortune from the movies alone.
I don't see why he needs my money to "save" a house that's bigger than anything I would ever be able to afford in my lifetime.
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Is he involved?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Seeing that he died last January (I just looked it up), I'd say no.
But if his estate isn't involved (he's still got grandchildren)...and they're not...then you have to ask yourself why. $omeone is $melling an opportunity.
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