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Careful Griff... desks are expensive!
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Your spanking will be brutal. 
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It was her who named the company, declaring "It's Micro and Soft."
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Actually she said "My crow is in the loft", and being hard hearing Bill misunderstood that as "Microsoft". 
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Wow. I'm amazed you didn't pen "M$". Talk about the bias of two decades (while loosing).
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That joke is older than the hills, and wasn't funny the first time I heard it.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Especially given that the company got its name in the mid-70s...and Melinda never had a conversation with Bill until well over a decade later.
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the real joke in all of this (really not funny at all) is how does Bill Gates explain his long and close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Which, some say, is the real reason why Melinda is leaving him, apparently.
modified 11-May-21 15:40pm.
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Exactly. Who would want to remain married to someone who had spent that much time on a plane with Bill Clinton!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I was impressed by the class they have, and are showing.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Look guys - I think it's really sad that they have split up - any relationship breakup is painful - if you havn't experienced one you haven't had one
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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“Out of life's school of war—what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.”
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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pkfox wrote: if you havn't experienced one you haven't had one
At the risk of going off-topic, isn't the statement, as you wrote it, always true about anything?
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Greg Utas wrote: "It's Micro and Soft."
When you have that much money it doesn't matter... you can just pay the butler to get the job done!
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I understand the latest Windows update will only use half the screen.
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Just like woods made of metal! Followed by graphite shafts, oversized heads, titanium heads, little nitroglycerine pellets...
If the sweet spot is larger, as is claimed, it might not be cricket. (OK, I'll get my coat.)
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They began making baseball bats out of aluminum years ago (not allowed in pro leagues)
You'd think they'd be cheaper? Think again.
On the other hand, they don't break as easily as the traditional ash.
Maple. hickory, and even (shudder) bamboo have also been used.
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I have screen named EditeScreen .it has text input that takes the height of the device . so the problem is when I start typing the text goes above and disappear. any solutions please
here is my Text Input component
<View style={styles.InputContainer}>
<ScrollView>
<TextInput
style={styles.inputText}
placeholder={"Take Notes ..."}
onChangeText={HandlingTextValut}
value={notes}
multiline={true}
/>
</ScrollView>
</View>
and here is its styles
InputContainer: {
flex:1,
},
inputText: {
paddingBottom: Dimensions.get("window").height- 100,
paddingLeft: 10,
paddingRight: 10,
fontSize: 20,
},
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Read the note in red at the top of this page. This is not the place for your question. You will not get any answers here.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cp-Coder wrote: You will not get any answers here.
Sure he/she will get answers. Typically in great abundance.
(Trust me on this !).
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houcin olmostaf wrote: so the problem is when I start typing the text goes above and disappear.
I see two solutions:
1 - don't type things you care about and you won't miss them when they disappear, or,
2 - don't type and nothing will disappear
What's so hard about that?
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