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You had never heard of the 'pound me too' movement?!?!?! 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah, I kinda liked the "Clickbait Headline" look of the clue myself! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If on-clint(7) or some other acronym meant outstanding, I would have had it!
I am not sure about outstanding == classic?
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Things are going really bad at Microsoft Office...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I raise you "The operation cannot be performed because the message has been changed." when you want to save or send a draft in Outlook.
Only solution I found so far is to copy your message, close the message, open a new message and paste everything, save or send, delete the draft that saved some old version.
Not copying your message will result in (parts of) your email being lost 
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Don't worry! All this will be fixed when Windows becomes a cloud service!
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If you move the mouse, it creates a backup ...
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Nuclear russian roulette with creaky soviet subs in unknown waters.
The madman on the button nowhere to be found, squirting deepfake youtubes like a squid in his wake
We sip our inflation spiked lattes and white knuckle the cups
Our pandemic accessories flapping off our ears.
while heroes are made in Ukraine
Welcome to the 21st. It may be a lot of things, but boring isn't one of them.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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This century already bores me.
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I was then!
What a time to be alive! 
Though my little corner of the world is relatively uneventful ..
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So far, it looks very much like the 20th century. Same sh*t, different actors.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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History has replaced a mustache with a can of poo....
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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It's easy to take for granted those uneventful, average kind of days.
It's hard to guess what the next WTF event will be on a personal or global level.
On one hand history repeats itself, on the other, things can change rapidly.
No, not boring.
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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do learn from history are doomed to stand by helplessly while others repeat it.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Meh.
I don't really lose any sleep over the idea that mankind may be closer to annihilation than at any time in the past.
We just now live in a world where the media's job is to constantly remind us of it.
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The less you spend firing people, the larger your golden parachute.
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We have let our bullies rule the world. And I am not being facetious.
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I found out about my last bonus via payroll before getting an official notice from my manager. That's something else though... 🍞💩🍞
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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tacky - but they re-did my mortgage after ridiculous hoop jumping. I blame this on the feds.
Many years ago, DEC was tossing people. I know of two people that were in the field and received voice mail...
There was a very high level support team that got laid-off - their answering message was something like "Well, we've all been let go, yada yada, we hope the best for you. Bye."
Best advice I ever got from two VPs: 1)"Remember this is not how you run a company." 2) "Sometimes, the best thing you can do for a person is fire them."
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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My understanding is that honey doesn't spoil. Is this strictly a marketing ploy?
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To avoid disrespect to the bees.
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Bottled honey can crystalize, and the best by date is based on how fast this occurs. You can decrystalize honey by putting it in the sun or in warm water.
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Interesting. I thought the crystalizing was more a factor of the temperature and exposure to light while the honey sits on the shelf.
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