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How would you describe a Software Developer?

Survey period: 11 Apr 2022 to 18 Apr 2022

Pick 1 for "not even close" to 5 for "Spot on". If you're a developer, maybe get a second opinion from the closest person non-developer near you.

OptionVotes12345 
Ridiculously good looking62525%20%35%4%14%
Solitary6255%11%32%32%19%
No fun at parties62514%21%37%16%12%
Excellent problem solvers6251%2%7%32%57%
Imaginative and Creative6251%4%18%38%38%
Picky, obsessed with small details6252%6%20%36%34%
Logical (sometimes to the point of being hard to relate to)6252%3%13%34%48%
Smart6252%2%25%39%31%
Focused6252%4%24%39%31%
Lacking in even the most basic concepts of fashion and dress sense62513%16%33%16%21%



 
GeneralRe: Too much stereotypes Pin
Chris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:04
cofounderChris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:04 
GeneralRe: Too much stereotypes Pin
RunDosRun12-Apr-22 1:20
RunDosRun12-Apr-22 1:20 
GeneralRe: Too much stereotypes Pin
trønderen11-Apr-22 7:23
trønderen11-Apr-22 7:23 
GeneralSlightly confusing survey... Pin
musefan11-Apr-22 1:05
musefan11-Apr-22 1:05 
GeneralRe: Slightly confusing survey... Pin
Chris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:00
cofounderChris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:00 
GeneralRe: Slightly confusing survey... Pin
den2k8812-Apr-22 1:55
professionalden2k8812-Apr-22 1:55 
GeneralLacking in even the most basic concepts of manners and social etiquette Pin
Slacker00710-Apr-22 23:56
professionalSlacker00710-Apr-22 23:56 
GeneralWe're none of that and all of that... Pin
Sander Rossel10-Apr-22 19:33
professionalSander Rossel10-Apr-22 19:33 
The developers I know and I've worked with were mostly none of those.
I've rarely seen software that made me go "wow, this developer really knew how to solve problems!" or "wow, such easy to follow logic!"
It was more like "wtf was this guy thinking!? Unsure | :~ "
1000-line functions, swallowing errors at the lowest level, keeping static state shared across forms, declaring a specific class for each usage of a generic class...
I've even worked on a service that somehow broke future features in another service (it periodically set "unknown" (or new) database fields to NULL).

Sure I've worked with some good developers as well, but they're outnumbered.
Some were good problem solvers, some were good communicators, smart, some looked good, dressed nice, were outgoing.
You may even say we're just like regular people OMG | :OMG:

GeneralRe: We're none of that and all of that... Pin
Chris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:06
cofounderChris Maunder11-Apr-22 4:06 
GeneralGood looking, smartly dressed, suave, ... Pin
Daniel Pfeffer10-Apr-22 18:40
professionalDaniel Pfeffer10-Apr-22 18:40 
AdminWhy this survey? Pin
Chris Maunder10-Apr-22 15:16
cofounderChris Maunder10-Apr-22 15:16 
GeneralRe: Why this survey? PinPopular
#realJSOP10-Apr-22 23:56
mve#realJSOP10-Apr-22 23:56 
GeneralRe: Why this survey? Pin
Gary R. Wheeler12-Apr-22 15:26
Gary R. Wheeler12-Apr-22 15:26 
GeneralRe: Why this survey? Pin
den2k8812-Apr-22 21:00
professionalden2k8812-Apr-22 21:00 

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