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Since you're not using their laptop to monitor your idle time will they require you to wear a water cooler proximity sensor?
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
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True story:
Back when I wrote vessel navigation software we had a request to detect when the captain/pilots left the chair. A few months after we implemented it we heard that most of the ships had oscillating fans on the bridge. 
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The connection between an oscillating fan and someone seated or leaving a seat is lost on me 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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We were detecting motion, after a length of time without motion an alarm would sound.
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Thanks, so the fan would rustle papers and trigger motion or rather the fan being in frame and moving would trigger motion detection?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: fan being in frame and moving would trigger motion
This.
There was an idea put forward to detect heat but we figured they would find a way to get around that so never bothered. This was decades ago, I'm sure the young engineers today are using something more modern.
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I have written some motion detection software that works with webcams that I wrote around 14 years ago.
I think modern cpu power has made detecting people, over other moving objects, much easier and more reliable.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Honestly think about the fact that they need to know you are "moving your mouse & typing".
It absolutely means that they have no idea what you actually produce. It means that they only want to prove that you are sitting at your desk, not producing quality work.
However, the most important thing it proves is :
How terrible their project planning, understanding of resource usage & what it actually takes to do any real work is.
The fact that they want this software is actually proof that Upper Management through middle management (who plan & provide work) actually have no idea if you are :
1) lazy, doing nothing
2) getting results
This would never work in my company, because our managers are so daft that I send them a project plan, requirements analysis & show them how we can build the actual product...
...and then I wait weeks or months before they ever answer. What would I be typing in the mean time?
For fox sake!!! 🦊
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Marc Clifton wrote: parent corporate company
So this is a one shoe fits all effort, you will now be assessed on the same standards as the office drone!
Just ignore it, if they ever query you on it point to your output and the endorsement of your immediate manager (and your salary package).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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A cheap watch with a second hand on which to sit the mouse, should keep get some movement every minute or so.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Just tell 'em you use speech-to-text.
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...Bell Labs stared one of my repos... I mean that BellLabs 
Mircea
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You may know that flights are a problem with UK airlines at the moment, since they are very short on staff (and that's because they didn't want to pay them while lockdown was in progress I suspect)
Well ... the staff they need are laregley "airside" - working in the area where the planes are, past the customs desks - so the staff need to have background checks.
So does Herself - she works in an old folk's home, so she has to have a CRB / DSA every three years and it was due this year. So in February, she applied. And they came back to her today with instructions on how to have her documents verified ... four months to the day from the initial online application.
So, if you are in the UK, don't expect the airport fun and games to even start to clear up this side of Christmas ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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What are you talking about, you mean the way it always works in Africa?
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Africa is probably better organised: uk airports flight cancellations - Google Search[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I never had a problem in Africa, two trips to SA and two to Uganda*; flights on time and as scheduled. The only problem was when changing at Dubai on one of our overnight flights home, and the airport computers went down.
*that included two internal MAF flights between Kampala and Kasese.
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It would have been nice to meet up with a CP member in kasese.
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This was 16 years ago, and we spent most of our time up in the hill villages.
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It's unfortunately the same in the US. I can't remember the last time I've seen over 10,000 flights cancelled over a single weekend in the US except during a major winter storm.
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Well at least it didn’t interfere with the thousand private jets getting to Davos! Couldn’t have that happen!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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...or Harry and Meghan's private jets in & out for the big Jubilee!!!
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I'm hoping for some lower levels of total sheet-fest next month. The da and younger are flying out to Hungary at the end of July.
veni bibi saltavi
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