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Have to be the Original!
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Can someone suggest a good thesis title?
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"Building a domestic cold fusion reactor to power your house in 30 days"
"Warp drive explained (with full parts list)"
"Giving GTA V NPC driving lessons in C#"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If you are at Harvard: Raising Elephants in Your Back Yard for Fun and Profit
If you are at Oxford: Hunting Elephants in Africa
If you are at the Sorbonne: The Love Life of the Elephant
If you are at Heidelberg: A Short Introduction to the Elephant (in 12 volumes)
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Ad Nauseum or Ad Infinitum
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Anything that gives me a broad smile first thing on a Monday morning when I have a stinking cold is worth an upvote. Thanks! 
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De nada! Hope you feel better soon.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Addition:
If you ask such a question in the lounge: What the elephant have you smoked? and... can I have a bit?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That's not a thesis; that's one of the Eternal Verities!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Towards a Nomenclature for Theses
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"Axisymmetric Contact Problems in Composite Elastic Media" *
* This is the title of my Ph.D. Thesis.
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"A New Determination of Molecular Dimensions"*
* Not mine, an odd little postgrad called Albert wrote it for his PhD.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If we're allowed to plagiarize titles, how about "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"? *
(*) AKA the Sokal Hoax
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A Modest Proposal.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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"The signaling properties of post-war Bavarian motorcars, in theory and practice"
modified 2-Oct-22 9:26am.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: post-war Bavarian motorcars
Don't mention the war!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Metrization of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold
Bozhe moi!
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боже мой!
In Akmolinsk his name will be cursed, if they find out he publish first...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Roget?
Oh, your said Thesis not Thesaurus.
Outlining the idea of a proposition in written form.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Just make sure the first letter of each word in the title spells a word, like "bullsh*t" 
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"An analysis of responses to a meaninglessly vague question posed on a non-technical forum frequented by technical specialists, with specific regard to whether anything good could possibly come of it."
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Self-identified technical specialists.
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