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Nelek wrote: I know that if you have to explain a joke it is not funny anymore
That's OK - it wasn't funny to start with ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I made a typo. You have to say the correct words out loud. Typo is fixed now.
Unless you're suggesting you don't find every one of my posts delightful, entertaining, and exciting? 
Jeremy Falcon
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I couldn't possibly say - I haven't read every one of your posts! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nice to see it was not only me... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Weeeeeeellll, you're gonna kill me for the confusion. I made a typo and then went into a meeting. You're welcome.
Jeremy Falcon
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I started walking around outside saying "right up lights" out loud, a lot.
So, I am writing this post now from my brand new padded cell, where I will be finishing out the summer in.
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So yeah um.... about that. There was a typo. Probably could've saved the padded cell if I typed it out correctly. You may have lost your freedom... but I can offer you this emoji as condolences. 
Jeremy Falcon
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"rise up lights"
"razor blades with an Australian accent"
Not even similar.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: If you say rise up lights out loud, it sounds like you're saying razor blades with an Australian accent. 
As an Aussie, Not really...
Here is what Aussies sound like: How to speak Australian : Abbreviate Everything - YouTube[^]
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Graeme_Grant wrote: As an Aussie, Not really...
Who do you expect me to believe, the Internet or an actual Aussie?
It's a joke everyone.
Graeme_Grant wrote: Here is what Aussies sound like: How to speak Australian : Abbreviate Everything - YouTube[^]
Yeah, it's a just play on the stereotypical accent. I'm sure there are differences in real life. Like, not everyone in the southern US has a deep twang in their accent.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Yeah, it's a just play on the stereotypical accent
They're from Melbourne.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: I'm sure there are differences in real life. Like, not everyone in the southern US has a deep twang in their accent.
Very much so. Also, the slang is the same yet different. For instance, Outback and Northern Queenslanders tend to join multiple words into one. eg: Waddaya think? = What do you think?
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Best scene ever!
Jeremy Falcon
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agree. iconic dundee
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Show from stripper for man celebrating? (11)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Performance
Show from stripper for man celebrating? (11)
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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YAUT! 
I thought we hadn't had a "hidden word" clue for a while - but I also thought it might last longer than four minutes ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I’m on holiday in Devon with lots of time on my hands
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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62 is way too young for anyone to die.
WTF does this actually mean? Quote: Moolenaar had died two days prior because of a rapidly spreading medical condition
People in their quest for privacy...
Just state in plain English what the actual F he died from.
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Slacker007 wrote: People in their quest for privacy...
Yeah, I don't get that either. We have HIPAA for medical records for privacy when a doc is trying to save your life. But, we have very few laws around consumer privacy and are intentionally treated like a product. So, if we want to live let's make it hard... but it's cool to exploit you for money.
About the worst thing I can think of from embarrassment, etc. is saying homedude died of a compound effect of 34 STIs, but is that really embarrassing? He'd be a hero IMO.
Jeremy Falcon
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Even if he died of AIDS or syphilis or even something embarrassing, it has beneficial impact to the world to know what he died from.
I am all about privacy, of course, but knowing the exact cause of death should not be private; it should be public knowledge, IMHO.
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Well, the hospital should track that data and have it anonymized.
I say this knowing nothing about the process. But, it's the Internet so I must pretend I'm an expert.
Jeremy Falcon
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Isn't that true for every death, not just for celebrities? I am quite sure that you will benefit from knowing the reason for me ceasing resource consumption, the day it happens (or shortly thereafter).
We really should start a movement to create an international archive covering the entire human population of all history, where anyone will have access to the reason of death for any currently and in the future deceased human being. Maybe it could/should be extended to pets as well.
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