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I always negotiate a completion bonus for completing early. It's always more money for less time. 
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Shouldn't that be "The Art of Doing Half the Work in Twice the Time" ?
Scrum/Agile/Whatever is like any other flavour-of-the-month ... any team that does it well would have done it well anyway, whatever the methodology.
My personal favourite has always been JFDI ... or is that Agile[^]? 
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Scrum![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Very pretty! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Talk about a light-saber! Wow!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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If you cross Father Christmas with a horse, do you get a Santaur?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're really riding him, aren't you?
/ravi
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I wasn't trying to be an ass. I'm just horseplaying.
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Best to rein it in, methinks.
/ravi
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If we don't whip him into shape, his postings will get weaker. And who really wants sad-dull jokes?
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I canter argue with that.
/ravi
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What's all this equine-ing about?
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Oh, we were just horsin' around.
/ravi
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Don't be such a neigh-sayer!
/ravi
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Do you ever keep your imagination in reins dear friend?
Life is too shor
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Maybe. But you should ask for permission to Father Christmas first, or to the horse, or both.
And Father Christmas should be really careful when sneaking behind the horse. You don't want to deprive children of their presents, do you?
I never finish anyth
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That'd make him a 'gift horse' I guess?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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This[^] is what happens if you cross Santa Claus!
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This is very dependent on the sex of the horse (assuming/supposing (?) Father Christmas is male) 
(?) I don't which one does match better for natives 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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So I've had no internet at home for nearly two weeks after Virgin Media "upgraded" me for "free" to 150mbps. I have had four modems and three "Engineer" visits or technicians as they call them. Today I just got this by email.
From February next year, your bill will be going up by £4.49 a month
We know it's never nice when prices go up. That's why we're always looking to give you an even better Virgin Media experience – with faster broadband speeds for our customers and brand new Virgin Media WiFi coming in 2016.
That's around a 10% p.m. increase WTF are they completely insane?!?!!?
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10%? You're paying 40 quid a month for home broadband? No offence, but who's the insane one?
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