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Apparently the requirement for the rest of the clothes was implied 
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I had exactly the same issue in a "Clean socks only" party...
I never finish anyth
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Close enough?[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Good grief! Is there nothing that you can't squeeze that franchise into?
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Not me! And they apparently took it to the letter[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'd recommend a purple dress to go with the black tie 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Awkward, isn't it? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have CDO. It's exactly the same as OCD, except that the letters are in the correct sequence - as they should be.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It is typical of people with MHD (Mustang Horsepower Disorder) that they are also OCD, quick-tempered, and possessors of arsenals, although there is significant debate in the psychiatric community about the degrees of correlation. Some would argue that it is the consequence of ending up in poverty thanks to the amount spent on Mustang enhancements that explains the correlations hypothesized.
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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It mstu be a ervy dilm aces ehnt!
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Excuse me, but this is the Lounge. We are small endian here.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Ah, my old sig[^] makes a welcome return.
This space for rent
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No No No it's OCD OCD OCD!
Merry Christmas John!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Just curious. I know I do.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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What time of year it is?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Presidential primaries.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What time of year it is
It is one day since the Khoiak Ceremony in the Sokar Festival in the month of Ka-Hr-Ka ('sustenance upon sustenance') in the season of Akhet: [^]. On this day, the severed arm and leg of Osiris is found; on the next day his viscera are found.
Isis is waiting to conceive Horus when Osiris is resurrected enough to perform his manly duty, and it is Horus (like Khoiak, also falcon-headed) who will revenge Osiris by killing the brother who killed him and scattered the parts of his body throughout Egypt, the fratricide, Seth.
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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...and in other news. 
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Yes, it is really depressing...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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But, Kornfeld, it this eternal cycle that floods the Nile, that ensures life is renewed: is that not a cause for experiencing great joy at the gift of being depressed ?
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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I had me exodus...and I do not look back (to the Nile)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I do not look back (to the Nile)
Well, yes, I guess in the light of the Red Sea parting for your tribe, all other bodies-of-water are somewhat passe, even as metaphor  But, consider Isis, and, Nile, and "shekhinah", and the figure of Mae Toranee in Theravadan Buddhist theogony, as, all, metaphors for the female sustaining power: the nourishing mother extrapolated to divinity ?
Shalom, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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That's it exactly - I always get depressed waiting for the finding of the viscera. 
TTFN - Kent
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About 14:51
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wrong... it is 16:55 and I'm packing 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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