|
@LabVIEWstufff - you won yesterday, so you should have posted this morning: The Lounge[^]
But now, it's afternoon - so you will have to be up tomorrow instead. OK?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Odd odds?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
|
|
|
|
|
Giving away 43 millions is a glitch by definition.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
- The slot machine was not set up to pay out that amount. According to the article, the maximum payout was $6,500.
- Even if the machine records a "session" (i.e. a series of bets) with a single player before paying out, it would require more than 6,000 jackpots in order to reach such a payout!
I would say that the presence of a glitch is proven.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
|
|
|
|
|
next time I'll read the article 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
|
|
|
|
|
Bookman says the money would have meant a lot to her family
Most redundant statement, ever.
|
|
|
|
|
Since most people end up wasting all their money and then some when having big winnings like this, perhaps she is better off not having won. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
|
Fully agree, she was going to 'help her son buy a shop' and 'help out the community,'
1. How much money has she fed these machines that instead could have gone to a savings account?
2. How much time sitting on her backside in front of these machines could have been spent helping the community for real - yes money is a good, lots of money even better, but there's a hell of a lot of stuff that communities need done that money cant do - talking to people going through bad times, simple stuff like meals on wheels (yes they will cover your gas) all they need is you to use your your car and mostly your time to help, cleaning up old folks houses/gardens, and so much more.
It's the bullshit that really annoys me, "if I had X I would help" - if they are not already helping without X (in same/other ways) then sure as sh*t if they ever get X they will find another excuse to hold back.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
|
|
|
|
|
With a $6.5k max payout I'm assuming it was just a penny slot or something similarly low end that the cost of an evenings play would be in the same ballpark as other more mundane forms of entertainment. If you get more fun out of plonking $20 down to watch a bunch of spinning symbols for a few hours than going to see a movie, or from $100 of the same vs attending a sportsball game; whatever.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
|
Watch out today.
Because normals no nothing about how digital circuits and the software works, they assume the greater population does not as well and substitutes the annoying word glitch for everything bad including premeditated treacherous dealings gone wrong as for "why" it happened. And the victim gets a consolation prize.
A glitch was originally, a discontinuity in spliced audio. Now it's why you didn't get what you deserve. The Mainstream media is quick to dole out this term as it keeps their investigators from having to debug code that's not theirs just for starters.
|
|
|
|
|
So the casino takes a gamble on whether or not their machines will rob their customers blind function normally, and, in this case, they lost.
They should pay the amount in full.
It's pretty clear that they didn't give her the $6,500 because that would have paid for a lawyer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Casinos do not gamble - the house always has an edge
=========================================================
I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
=========================================================
|
|
|
|
|
So in your casino, customers can cause machines to malfunction and thus get the full jackpot amount each time.
|
|
|
|
|
That would be illegal.
As would "If you put money in and play this machine, you can win more money back -- but if we don't like how much it gives you, you can't have it".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Except, thanks to her own selfie, there's no indication that she won anything. What is being displayed on the screen is a very unusual cash-out [ticket print] prompt with an erroneous amount, not the announcement of a win.
When a slot produces a jackpot, it doesn't blank both screens, but makes a wild visual display and "locks" the machine from further plays OR a cash-out. The reason for the latter is that most states, and the IRS, require that tax withholding be done immediately on wins over $1200. It's also standard practice to put all jackpot winning machines out-of-service in order to check the logs and to check for tampering.
Again, the machine did no announce she had won $42 million, but that she could print a ticked for $42 million. Those are two entirely separate things.
|
|
|
|
|
Why does it matter if it is a glitch?
The machine declared a winner, hardly matters how. Lame excuse to not pay, and would not work everywhere.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
|
|
|
|
|
How do they know it was a glitch?
Because she won.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
|
|
|
|
|
The woman took a selfie and it points to a slot machine behaving in a very strange way. Both upper and lower screens are black and there are two lines of text indicating the win and that a ticket is being printed. This is NOT normal behavior. While it's possible that that line of slots has a debug mode that can display this, it's more likely that someone tampered with the machine. She probably couldn't have done the latter without alarms going off. I'll leave it at that.
|
|
|
|
|
Frankly I'm surprised that no-one here has pointed out that the pay-out the malfunctioning machine stated was precisely 2^32 in pennies (with the cents dropped)...
So yeah. Any engineer worth their salt should immediately twig that the machine was malfunctioning, without even taking the posted max pay-out into account...
Come on guys...
|
|
|
|
|
You do realise, don't you, that no matter how hard you push the envelope, it remains stationery?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
|
|
|
|
|
True. You can't lick envelopes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
This kind of thing must be stamped out.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
