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He doesn't have to answer anything, a downvote would suffice. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Feel free to do it, then I don't have to wait that long
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Oh, I heard OG was sick the last two weeks and could not answer anything.
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Now you see why I very seldom answer 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You're still only 4th, loser! 
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Well, I can live with this
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No guarantees...
But enjoy it as long as it lasts!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think I can enjoy it very Long, I have to get up three a clock in the morning. I try it again on 1. January
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Customer: "We need you to package up and deploy a new license update for Toad for Oracle so we're good through the end of next year. Here's the license key."
Me: "OK. I have to figure out how Toads licensing works first."
I get that figured out, craft up a custom installer to get the new key installed properly. Wait a minute, why is it telling me that the "new" key expires and the end of THIS year?
Customer: "Oh, you mean we had to buy a new key?"
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As Mr. T said "I pity the fool"
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You should start doing like I do, and hate everyone all the time. It saves some mental wear and tear...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Excellent advice!
I'll start immediately. 
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JSOP, when I see this statue[^] of Molly Stark I think, this girl looks like she's your type.
Send lawyers, guns and money
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On a misunderstanding, that could have worked
I never finish anyth
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Ah thank you, I needed a good chuckle this morning +5
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Old video, but still impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3875jSXk0s[^]
The moron handing over the sticks look so dumb! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Impressive. And what 3 year old actually has rhythm?
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Don't know. You drum?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Just opened VS2015 after Update 1 - and my eye spotted the 'new' icon...and ROFL
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's a feature[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just look at the small size icons - cleared all around, while the large size icons cleared only from top...
It seems to me that one of those left Microsoft lately was the designer...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah. On the one hand, that they were able to do something after the response to their not even half baked workaround for the 2013/2015 icons being the same on User Voice[^] earlier in the month (you can change the icon explorer shows using windows features) was resoundingly mocked. OTOH that's a really crappy looking replacement.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Was the "new icon" reference under the heading "Farfegnugen" (German, meaning "no significant features")?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "Farfegnugen" (German,
What the hell should that be? That aint a german word
Scratch that i forgot "you" dont know how to spell and are missing letters 
BTW: you is not referred to you as person, but to some american language destruction
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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What... An American should worry about spelling foreign words correctly while allowing foreigners to massacre the English language?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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