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Yes you do; you've just used a double-negative :p
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
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No probably get voted off in about 10 mins as thicko's will think this is racist.
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While I'm not a big fan of Shakira's music, I hardly think that it's racist not to want it forced on you by legislative means.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I hardly think that it's racist
It probably would be over here in "the land of the free and home of the brave". 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Blue Waffler wrote: No probably get voted off
I'm surprised your username didn't manage that 
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Try the veal.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Don't its probably Kosher if them islams got anything to do with it.
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You're trolling; another kid yelling "them islamists are comming!"
What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?
Utopia
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..ah, one gets there by insulting a complete religion? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you pick the right one, apparently so.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think he means to offend everybody except himself. He is already in Utopia that way, all by himself 
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Rage wrote: Try the veal bacon
FTFY 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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I wouldn't mind a law forced through that would end up with Shakira on me.
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I don't get it 
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Have you tried a haircut and a splash of aftershave? A bunch of flowers will go down well if your married.
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There was a #WhyImVotingUkip hashtag introduced by UKIP leading up to polling day that was swiftly hijacked by people making up stupid reasons.
Of course stupid reasons were those most often given by the supporters too, not wanting to have Shakira Law imposed was a genuine reason IIRC.
My favourite satirical effort was; Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers.
The OP is making a parody, or maybe a pastiche, of the UKIP voter, not having a clue what they are actually voting for or worried about, the same with his follow up confusing Kosher and Islam.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Thanks for explaining that, as a non UK member lacking this info I was getting quite worried and uncomfortable for a while.
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chriselst wrote: The OP is making a parody
..thanks for pointing that out 
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1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did..........
PS. I will go get my coat now.
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Vivic wrote: 26. There was the person who sent twenty sixpuns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did..........
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TheWebDeveloper wrote: 2<layer><layer>6. There was the person who sent twenty sixpuns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten twenty six did..........
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split the cookie 
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