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Slacker00713-Jul-15 5:13

Slacker007

13-Jul-15 5:13

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

phil.o13-Jul-15 5:20

phil.o

13-Jul-15 5:20

It doesn't matter.

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Ravi Bhavnani13-Jul-15 5:33

Ravi Bhavnani

13-Jul-15 5:33

Doesn't that compound the problem?

/ravi

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den2k8813-Jul-15 5:38

den2k88

13-Jul-15 5:38

Sorry, no reaction here.

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PIEBALDconsult13-Jul-15 6:26

PIEBALDconsult

13-Jul-15 6:26

That's best read in an atrium.

Ferd Really13-Jul-15 6:29

Ferd Really

13-Jul-15 6:29

Johnny was a chemist.
Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

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I do love spammers grasp of English.

Jeremy Falcon13-Jul-15 10:59

Jeremy Falcon

13-Jul-15 10:59

I've always heard this version...

Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was water, was H₂SO₄.

Jeremy Falcon

OriginalGriff13-Jul-15 2:41

OriginalGriff

13-Jul-15 2:41

We had some Packers and Movers in Delhi a few months ago, we proudly announced that you needed to check the house after they left - as they always leave some of your stuff behind.
Now they are back (in moderation) promising "[you can] have hustle free relocation experience" Laugh | :laugh:

So not only is half your stuff going to be left behind, but they're going to move really slowly as well!

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Richard Deeming13-Jul-15 2:45

Richard Deeming

13-Jul-15 2:45

Maybe they're trying to say that they won't con you?

Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Colin Mullikin13-Jul-15 3:23

Colin Mullikin

13-Jul-15 3:23

Richard Deeming wrote:
Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?

This is definitely a good attribute for movers to have. Laugh | :laugh:

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Richard Deeming13-Jul-15 2:50

Richard Deeming

13-Jul-15 2:50

I like the previous statement:

you can free yourself of having more efficiency

Who in their right mind would want to be more efficient? Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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User 1013254613-Jul-15 2:55

User 10132546

13-Jul-15 2:55

It depends if "more efficiency" is heavy and is tied to one (or both) of your legs. I'd want to be free of that Laugh | :laugh:

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Wastedtalent13-Jul-15 3:05

Wastedtalent

13-Jul-15 3:05

My dad got a letter through the post the other day about winning the lottery, mentioning federal state laws and part of the details included a request for a cell phone number.

It's all well and good except for we live in England, so we don't have 'cell' phones or 'federal' laws.

I could understand [almost] if it was e-mail but it was sent via snail mail to a UK postal address, clearly not in the USA.

JimmyRopes13-Jul-15 3:15

JimmyRopes

13-Jul-15 3:15

Wastedtalent wrote:
It's all well and good except for we live in England, so we don't have 'cell' phones or 'federal' laws.

I could understand [almost] if it was e-mail but it was sent via snail mail to a UK postal address, clearly not in the USA.

Why let a little thing like thing deter you from getting protected.

Just supply te information and I will personally guarantee your data safty. Big Grin | :-D

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In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha

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Slacker00713-Jul-15 5:01

Slacker007

13-Jul-15 5:01

As others have mentioned, "Hustle" can also mean to fraud or swindle (North American term)

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz13-Jul-15 8:37

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

13-Jul-15 8:37

OriginalGriff wrote:
hustle free

Could also mean "scam free" or "theft free".

But likely meant "hassle free".

LMAO

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Nagy Vilmos13-Jul-15 2:04

Nagy Vilmos

13-Jul-15 2:04

That is the sound of my front tire.

Of all the sucky things punctures are in there with Ms H. But lo, the clever b'tards who designed my car didn't include a spare, instead there's an inflator with special glue/gunk to seal the hole until the tire is replaced.

All this happens, of course, when I am very nicely dressed and on my way out to dinner.

Sigh | :sigh:

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glennPattonWork313-Jul-15 2:10

glennPattonWork3

13-Jul-15 2:10

Quote:
But lo, the clever b'tards who designed my car didn't include a spare, instead there's an inflator with special glue/gunk to seal the hole until the tire is replaced.

Still don't see the point of those things if you have more than hole they are useless. I suppose it's something to do with lowering the weight of the car to fudge emission readings...

Nagy Vilmos13-Jul-15 2:12

Nagy Vilmos

13-Jul-15 2:12

... and to make repairs more expensive. Instead of a new tire, I have to buy a new tire and more gunk!

veni bibi saltavi

908236513-Jul-15 2:38

9082365

13-Jul-15 2:38

Unless you're in the habit of driving in a manner which causes the police (or the mob) to deploy a stinger the chances of any actual puncture are tiny and the chances of a double puncture in a single tire as near zero as makes no difference. In any case the sealant is designed to spread throughout the tire indiscriminately and therefore seal all holes present. It is only an emergency measure and you are required (usually by law) to make a full replacement as soon as possible.

glennPattonWork313-Jul-15 2:52

glennPattonWork3

13-Jul-15 2:52

True, but I have had a tyre completely blow under me (it was a fault with the tyre) and the can of expanding gunk was no use! (the worst bit was loosening the wheel nuts, not an easy task and then finding no spare or jack!)

User 1013254613-Jul-15 2:57

User 10132546

13-Jul-15 2:57

glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote:
I have had a tyre completely blow under me (it was a fault with the tyre) and the can of expanding gunk was no use

Did you actually try it? You may be writing it off a bit too soon Laugh | :laugh:

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glennPattonWork313-Jul-15 3:01

glennPattonWork3

13-Jul-15 3:01

I couldn't the rental company used some cra*** remoulds that broke down completely (the side wall disintegrated). Smile | :)

User 1013254613-Jul-15 3:05

User 10132546

13-Jul-15 3:05

I was thinking you could have used the gunk to glue all the pieces back together again Poke tongue | ;-P

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