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Does a metrognome keep little time?
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Does it really meter?
/ravi
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This is an ignominious illation!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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No. But a micrhobbit does.
I never finish anyth
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Yes but fairy accurately!
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Hope everyone remembered to set their scales back 10 lbs. last night.
Gus Gustafson
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Wouldn't have 10 kgs been better?
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That's a lot!
Gus Gustafson
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gggustafson wrote: That's a lot!
I don't know. My dog's lost 7 in the past 3 months or so (with everybody in town wrapped round her little finger and giving her treats she needed to, she's not ill!)
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Why, what happened?
This[^]. 
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No need. I had a lovely salmon on a salad base.
This space for rent
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I would have preferred that too. But, being a Yank, I'm stuck with turkey. You are what you eat!
Gus Gustafson
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Q: What temperature is the inside of a Taun-Taun?
A: Luke warm
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I suppose that's only for native speakers...
I know where the word-play comes from (SW V), but I don't understand the fun
M.D.V. 
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Explaining jokes takes all the fun out of them and then they lie there, bleeding aqueous humour and waiting for the Final Punchline.
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I know... I didn't ask for explanation. I was just making an observation.
M.D.V.
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Is this the joke equivalent for "It's not me, it's you"? 
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That is no pun!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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These are not the puns we are looking for.
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what you then look for, (not so) young padawan?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: a Taun-Taun
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tauntaun[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Also known as a self-propelled sleeping bag.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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