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[sings]
An' it's a hard, hard, HAA-aard, hard! It's a hard drive's gonna fa-a-ail![shuts up]
Good job there are no high notes; I haven't had enough beer for that.
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A new Gartner report has suggested that if your business isn’t employing artificial intelligence (AI) in one form or another, you may have cause for concern. And two thirds of them are switch statements written to impress the CIO
(I've probably underestimated there)
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Gartner suggests, as always, to follow the band of buzzwords, without thinking for a second about old-fashioned nonsense like ROI.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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[What Eddy said, but with some kind of snarky dig]
[I'm refactoring my snark generator, sorry]
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And I'm choosing to use my intelligence by not jumping on the AI craze.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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The obvious reply:
They must be using Artificial Intelligence because there's no evidence of their using Real Intelligence.
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A new study shows that privacy on social media is like second-hand smoke. It's controlled by the people around you. Friends don't need friends to like them on FB
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When fb first started, I of course created an account (I'm willing to sell my myspace account, BTW), and among the first things I realised was that the "friend" thing would not only lead to ridiculous amounts of unwanted e-mail, but that it would also be used as a tool to infringe the privacy of all Internet users, by association, and, in extreme cases, could be used as a mob-mind control tool.
That these self-evident (read: "f***ing obvious!") facts were not arrived at by everyone is very much to our shame.
Bring on the AI singularity, because there's precious little intelligence anywhere else on Earth.
127.0.0.1 facebook.com www.facebook.com subdomain1.facebook.com
You know you have to do it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: 127.0.0.1 facebook.com www.facebook.com subdomain1.facebook.com
... and what about fb.com?
And how many more?
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Most of them just redirect to facebook.com, so they're automatically blocked.
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The Department of Defense (DoD) wants to save you from poor Agile development practices. Because when you think 'agile', think of the people that define standards for how they will standardize standard definitions
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But I think they're getting mixed up.
What they mean by AGILE is probably another army initialism, like SNAFU, and someone in the pentagon thinks it's how we describe dev work.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: What they mean by AGILE is probably another army initialism, like SNAFU, and someone in the pentagon thinks it's how we describe dev work.
No, SNAFU is the DoD's implementation of waterfall. DoD AGILE upgrades SNAFU to FUBAR and combines it with BOHICA into a new Cluster![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: A team that treats meeting requirements “as more important than getting something useful into the field as quickly as possible” should also fix its priorities as soon as possible.
and therein lies the problem with agile - "Get something out as quickly as possible" SMH
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I was going to post the same quote. My comment would be (or is) something like:
"Yeah. Give them that bio-rhythm. At least they'll have something right away. That should keep their customer's investments safe."
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I would claim that my jaw dropped when I saw it mention that concentrating on requiremens was secondary to getting something out of the door - but nothing really surprises me nowadays.
Oops, I am late again for my meeting with the flying pig rainbow unicorn.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hey, the A-Team were all experienced soldiers, and they're proof of the pudding!
A huge volume of lead flying out of the barrel is way more important than hitting anything!
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The technology giant appears to be quietly building laser satellites for global communications I guess those "unlike" buttons will finally have some effect
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Zuckerberg's been practicing his "We meet again, Mr. Bond" for years, in preparation.
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I can hear my grandpa now "Back in my day saddle light meant you threw a blanket on a horse"... I guess with satellites ol' zucker can be even more invasive by creating facebook pages for those that don't have them.(count me as one of those)
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Space lasers!
What happened to sharks with frickin laser beams?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The CLR makes heavy use of a technique known as stack walking (or stack crawling). This involves iterating the sequence of call frames for a particular thread, from the most recent (the thread’s current function) back down to the base of the stack. Developer wanted: must enjoy long stack walks on the (data) breach
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Developer wanted: must enjoy long stack walks on the (data) breach
As long as they're not recursive; I don't have a lot of luck walking backward.
I especially shouldn't have done it when I'd just cleaned the upstairs windows.
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The tech talent gap is biting most of the 1,000 technical hiring managers responding to a recent survey. And 40% of job postings have unrealistic requirements?
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My fault.
I shouldn't have commented on the zdnet site that I couldn't find anyone with 20 years experience in C#.
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