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Nishant Sivakumar wrote: Or a bacon that wants to pee but the bathroom is locked.
I thought that was what ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) was for?
Too much of heaven can bring you underground
Heaven can always turn around
Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound
Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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That's not bacon though, but the wanna-pee-now part is same.
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That looks too much like a [censored].
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Rage wrote:
That looks too much like a [censored].
That just proves you have a rotten mind 
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And you as well, I was merely thinking about a banana, don't know why it got censored. 
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Touche! 
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Rage wrote: [censored]
Why? Is the word banana censored here?
Ok. Ok. I'm off to the Soapbox.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground
Heaven can always turn around
Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound
Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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I posted an answer in this question[^], and received 3 x +5 votes, plus answer accepted as solution. JSOP received 1 x +5 vote (from me) not accepted as solution, and yet he is above me in the Top Rated order. I think maybe the maths need some adjustment.
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It's your Maths that need adjusting JSOP has 1 x +5 votes + Guns
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Why do you think it was me that gave him the +5 in the first place?
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These maths are correct in the JSOP space-time.
Or you have been a victim of the weighting of the votes: Your 5 has more weight than three newbies' 5s. Call that shooting yourself in the foot.
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I figured that out (my foot still aches), but it still seems skewed too far the wrong way.
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You are more powerful than you think.
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But he's not as powerful as me.
(To really appreciate that statement, you have to imagine my voice sounding like that of Darth Vader.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: you have to imagine my voice sounding like that of Darth Vader
I think more a Stewie Griffin.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think more Julian Clary or possibly Alan Carr.
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Do Americans have any idea what either of those are?
[EDIT] Apparently not (see below)
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
modified on Wednesday, August 17, 2011 9:44 AM
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I don't know who any of these people are...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Take your pick[^].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: yet he is above me in the Top Rated order
Seems natural to me... 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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There must be something I'm better at - apart from putting foot in mouth! 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: There must be something I'm better at
Making cheese toasties?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Are you at least a reasonably good shot?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I haven't fired a gun, pistol or rifle for nearly forty years but I wasn't too bad at that time.
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It's kinda like the Shrodinger's Cat paradox - you're still good at it until someone observes otherwise.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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