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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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It's interesting that we have the exact opposite view of what it is we think we are. LOL

It may be that when I started, there were no developers, only programmers. While in high school in the late 60's I wrote my first FORTRAN programs. They did nothing but they did spark an interest.

I became a mechanical engineer, primarily for the $$, however I continued programming my stress analysis in FORTRAN and gradually began to like that more than building amazing things out of steel etc.

I now occasionally do electronic design, embedded coding, real time data collection from operating room instrumentation all while "architecting" financial solutions using SOA at a large life insurance company.

I'm not boasting by any means. There is much I don't know. That's why I'm about to take a crash (8 week) course "Advanced Java Programming". Just so I can put it on my resume. (And take the official certification. You gotta know all the buzz words and acronyms.) In fact I learn something from every project I work on.

I'm currently discovering Android development having just installed everything I need. No iOS for me, I've seen "objective C", it ain't C! Also there is that $100 here and there and you can only develop on a Mac. (You can run iOS in VMWare but it crashes if the app you're running wants to identify the Mac you're running on!)

I am also proud of the fact that at age 63 I still have the urge to do this and learn more. Now that is the boast! LOL

I'm going to destroy the Earth with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! - Marvin Martian
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