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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Hey it sounds like she's onto something, let's pin all of our mission critical data to the table and give it a wild night it won't forget!

Or you could go to mongoDB. MongoDB is web-scale mongo db can pipe all your data to /dev/null to ensure lightning fast performance.

Just a question for said girl, if I try to read too many files from a slow, mechanical hard-drive and I cause thrashing, am I DDOS'ing my HD Poke tongue | ;-P

I want to put the fun back into fundamentalism!
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