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Three kids were arguing about whose father was the coolest smoker.
"My dad can blow smoke out of his mouth and nose at the same time" said the first.
"That's nothing. My dad can blow smoke out of his nose and his ears" said the second.
"That's nothing," said the third. "My dad can blow smoke out of his butt."
After a few moments, one of the others asked, "How do you know he can do that? Did you see the smoke?"
"Not directly," said the third boy, "but I've seen the nicotine stains in his underwear."
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Now, that puts the notion of a dirty joke in perspective 
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The fourth, the italian one, would have answered:
That's nothing, my father works for the government too, but he finishes work at 4:00 pm and he's back home for noon, after being around for shopping
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In April, I will have been a professional developer for 26 years. I'm now working for my eleventh company as a paid employee (thus not counting all the contracts I've done.) Most the companies I worked for weren't very healthy and were having problems. Out of curiosity, I made a list of all the companies, whether I resigned or was laid off, whether they were profitable when I exited and if they are still around.
Not counting my current position (a company that has always been quite profitable and still is), here are the results:
Companies: 10
Resigned: 4**
Profitable upon exit: 3*
Still around: 4.5 (half for Novell which is a shadow of its former self.)
* One company has a massive debt, but runs solidly in the black otherwise, so I counted it as profitable. Another has since recovered, but was losing money when I was laid off. I was laid off from a third the day it was bought. It was profitable and is still around, but the new owners have driven into the ground.
** One of the companies which isn't around is one I started and ran in the late 90s. On tax returns it made a profit until the very end, but only because I often didn't pay myself. After the CDROM-based infotainment market collapsed in 1997/98, I used the company for contracting. I made several thousand on my last contract and officially shut the company down at the end of that month. Still, I didn't count it as profitable. And, while I voluntarily exited, any other choice wasn't practical.
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3 of my former employer companies are no more (including ICL)
1 of my own company ditto
3 are still in existence
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Companies 3
Resigned from 1
Made redundant from 1
Company taken over 1 (but its still around or I am working in the wrong place)
apart from the company I work for now, the first company is just still around and the second closed before it became financial issue
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A full time employee at 11 companies in 26 years yields an average length of service of ~2.4 years. Wow!  Not to be rude but... why do you change jobs so often? Surely that comes up in interviews. 
In February 2014 I will have been at my current company for 28 years. There have been a few non-profitable years here and there but as a whole we are quite profitable.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: why do you change jobs so often?
Layoffs. Usually because the company was in fiscal free fall. Half of those weren't actually profitable when I was hired! Like I said, of the ten former companies, five don't exist anymore (they aren't shells of their former selves; they no longer exist at all.)
In one case, the company owners had a bitter divorce. The ex-wife stayed on as CFO, the ex-husband as CEO. One day they got especially pissed at each other and laid off everyone working for them but whom the other had hired. Several, including myself, got caught up in the mess.
The most common thread is that the companies which expanded the fastest, especially with over hiring, fell the hardest.
As for interviews, my experience is fairly common where I live and most people have heard of the companies in question. In one case, in every interview I was asked "what IS going on over there?" Almost everyone they were interviewing was from that company. (When I was laid off from there, the remaining employees were told that this layoff would stabilize the company and there was nothing to worry about. Four months later they had a massive layoff. A similar thing happened ten years ago during the dot com crash--the company had a layoff, said everything would be fine, and then a few months later declared chapter 7 bankruptcy.)
BTW, if you add up all my contracting, my length of service averages even less. But, that's averages.
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I guess (depending POV) I've been lucky. Over my 28 years here I've moved around a bit, traveled the world a bit and have been well compensated. I started in mechanical engineering, evolved into pure IT, then returned to engineering concentrating on machine controls and now managing the department.
I know some (most?) people would get bored staying at one company for so long but it works for me. This place must not be too bad because there are at least a dozen people here with longer tenures and we only employ ~300 worldwide.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: mechanical engineering
My experience is that companies that have a hardware component tend to be more stable than pure software companies. I tend to work for pure software companies, which come and go like dust in the wind.
Incidentally, the below comment isn't a joke; at most places I worked at, we wouldn't even consider someone who hadn't worked at multiple companies. This isn't out of spite, but because the work tends to resemble contract type work more than long term stable work.
I don't know if I could stay at one place 28 years, but I planned on staying at my last two companies more than seven and nine months respectively. The first of the two was an awesome company in all respects. Then the president died and they were bought by the biggest jerk company in the area (which is owned by one of the worse Private Equity firms out there.) Since then, almost everyone who wasn't laid off, has quit in disgust. My last company had the best product in their niche, but management were lying, vindictive, micromanaging, crazy bastards. Among many other things, they made the mistake of hiring based on future, hoped for gross sales, not actual earnings. They also tried to do too many things, leaving them vulnerable to startups concentrating on one sub-niche.
The only company I truly regret leaving was three companies ago. The commute was hell, they weren't giving me the raises promised and which I deserved and I was tired of arguing over several issues (ironically, I was totally vindicated months after I left.) Still, I really enjoyed the people I worked with, their product is kick ass and I had the best manager ever. If they matched my current salary, I'd probably go back.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: pure software companies, which come and go like dust in the wind.
I wonder if there is an inverse causation between employee turnover and company stability.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Mike Mullikin wrote: I wonder if there is an inverse causation between employee turnover and company stability.
It's one giant feedback loop. Companies grow unstable, people bail; people bail, company grows unstable. (Company has layoff, thinking it will solve everything; it makes things worse, usually because they laid off the wrong people and the talented engineers start bailing and you get the feedback loop going.)
A big factor for software companies is that traditionally, they rarely gave raises and any bonuses were often in the form of stock options. Except for Novell, I've never worked at a company which gave me more than one raise and half didn't even bother. Until just a few years ago, it was openly stated in the software [only] industry that if you wanted a raise, you changed jobs.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Except for Novell, I've never worked at a company which gave me more than one raise and half didn't even bother. Until just a few years ago, it was openly stated in the software [only] industry that if you wanted a raise, you changed jobs.
OMG!! Are you serious? It's no wonder these companies are failing left and right. I had no idea.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Joe Woodbury wrote: ...management were lying, vindictive, micromanaging, crazy bastards.
Don't sugar coat it! Tell us what you really think of them! 
I can relate all too well. One manager/supervisor I always refer to as my Former Bitch Supervisor From Helltm. She was something to behold and my coworkers under her and I have HOURS of stories to tell about her. An insecure, incompetent, control freak. She couldn't understand how everyone's mood turned against her in one memorable meeting when she screamed at a group of programmers with an average age of 30 to "GROW UP!" She tried to blame me for it later because the other programmers had nominated me, rather than her, to lead a short term project with an impossible deadline so it would have a chance of success. She opted to cancel it instead.
It was a combination of promotion to get her from something she was incompetent at to a position with the power to crack the whip.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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A statistic I saw somewhere said that in the Software industry the average time for a developer with one employer is around 18 months so 2-4 years seems good (I have about the same ratio) having had three companies go bust while I was working for them, and in one case the owner fled the country with the FBI and the IRS in hot pursuit!
My question is, and I don't mean to cause offence but, how come you have been so stuck in a rut to still be doing the same old job for 28 years? Sorry, but you wouldn't even get to the interview stage with that record.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I don't mean to cause offence
None taken.
Forogar wrote: how come you have been so stuck in a rut to still be doing the same old job for 28 years
1. As I mentioned in another post I've been in 4 different positions over these 28 years.
2. After having grown up with some instability (father was a carpenter so work was kind of volatile) I prefer stability.
3. My company makes very complex, specialized machine tools. Each project can last several years and it takes a couple years experience before new hires are really up to speed.
4. Did I mention I'm WELL compensated? 
Forogar wrote: you wouldn't even get to the interview stage with that record.
Different world I guess. When I'm hiring its the exact opposite - I shun job hoppers as a waste of my time and money.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Forogar wrote: you wouldn't even get to the interview stage with that record.
Just out of curiosity... what negative attribute would be assumed about someone for staying at one company for 28 years?
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Breadth of knowledge and experience. I was sitting in on an interview (my boss had dragged this guy in without asking my opinion) and he was the senior programmer where he was after having worked there for 18 years. He had a PhD and thought he knew all he needed to know. It turns out he was not much better than an old C programmer following pre-written specs for an industry he knew very well. He might as well have been writing COBOL for all the advance techniques he knew (or rather, didn't know). He had no flexibility, he only knew about one thing and he was very, very good at that one thing.
It actually boiled down to attitude more than actual skill set. He wasn't the only one like that. All the people I was involved in interviewing (at this company and a few others) seemed to have the same problem. If they had been at one place, even going through the promotion steps with expanding responsibilities, they seemed to have a single-focus attitude and a narrow outlook. Not 100% of the time, but nearly.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Different worlds I guess - At my company it doesn't matter if a new hire is fresh out of school, has 15 years experience at 7 different companies using all the latest whiz-bang stuff or a 30 year PhD specialist - they're going to be learning a lot about our machines, controls and industry for at least 2 years before they start to become productive. If we don't try to avoid job hoppers we're dead - hell, I'm pissed when one of our engineers leaves in less than 10 years. 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Different worlds, indeed. If it takes two years to get up to speed, that's a completely different animal than, for instance, what I'm currently doing. It took me no time to ramp up with the technology, and only a week or two to really feel what's going on.
I've had nine jobs, ranging from 6 months to 7 years. The 6 month thing - they treated employees with no respect/reward so an old guy like me will stand up to them ... and get fired  I've currently got a great situation that I hope to hold for many years, but ya never know. It's in the auto industry - any bets?
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One negative, and the other posts point to this, is that a LOT of people don't have 28 years of experience.
They have the SAME 2yrs of experience 14yrs in a row. (Some have 1yr of experience 28yrs in a row!).
Overall, stability is not an issue. It is the ability to deal with a pace of change.
It is the ability to adapt.
On the other hand, look at this guys company. If it takes 2yrs to get up to speed, someone who sticks around for ONLY 3yrs will bankrupt you! You never get more than 50% out of the training investment.
You have to consider that.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Surely that comes up in interviews
I have never been asked about it. I have been an interviewer a lot as well and I don't ask it either.
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6 company in 12 years since I'm in Australia.
Hasn't been a problem, 2 years on average in a job is not problem, as far I experienced during my job interviews!
This last one is really good, I'm preparing myself for a length record! :P
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Over 35 years, two Government jobs (both 6 month contract positions) so they are still there, if not under the names they were.
Of the 5 other companies:
The first is still going, but a shadow and in a totally different business.
The second failed a year after I left (which surprised me not in the slightest - that was why I left)
The third went bust while I was there (Customer went bust, owing us 1/3 of our annual turnover)
The fourth closed about 4 years after I left following a major disagreement between the father and son I had left running it.
The fifth is still going and apparently strong (there was a purge about two years after I left and everyone I knew was "persuaded" to leave, so I don't know how well it is really doing).
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Nope.
General Dynamics Pomona Division - gone
Northrop Electromechanical Division - gone
TRW Ballistic Missile Division - gone
When I left, I turned out the lights and took the brains with me.
Will Rogers never met me.
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