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glennPattonWork39-May-14 4:03

glennPattonWork3

9-May-14 4:03

Too Flaming Elephanting True. $Shucks | :-\$

S u n s h i n e9-May-14 3:03

S u n s h i n e

9-May-14 3:03

Shouldn't that be resume next?

And yes, it definitely is.

OriginalGriff9-May-14 4:02

OriginalGriff

9-May-14 4:02

S u n s h i n e wrote:
Shouldn't that be resume next?

NO it elephanting well shouldn't!
Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon.

Twice.

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

glennPattonWork39-May-14 4:04

glennPattonWork3

9-May-14 4:04

Knowing my VB feelings I agree!! You missed a few Sunshines & Elephants but on the whole I agree Smile | :)

Peter_in_27809-May-14 12:01

Peter_in_2780

9-May-14 12:01

Nooo! Not a melon. A pineapple!

Cheers,
Peter

Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

Eddy Vluggen9-May-14 7:40

Eddy Vluggen

9-May-14 7:40

No.

It should be "On Error Goto MyErrorHandler", where the unexpected error should be logged and the application should exit, since it is in an uncertain state and hence should not be doing any further writes on existing data to prevent it from potentially being destroyed.

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Rage9-May-14 4:37

Rage

9-May-14 4:37

You should be an Aurror.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

Mike Hankey9-May-14 3:02

Mike Hankey

9-May-14 3:02

So this like a typical Monday for most developers?

Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave

Johnny J.9-May-14 3:16

Johnny J.

9-May-14 3:16

You're really a sunshine! D'Oh! | :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

CPallini9-May-14 3:37

CPallini

9-May-14 3:37

S u n s h i n e wrote:
May your floats always be imprescise

Impresciosion propagates... Poke tongue | ;-P

Veni, vidi, vici.

Marc Clifton9-May-14 3:52

Marc Clifton

9-May-14 3:52

Trying for something more interesting than just "may your iteration be infinite", I offer...

May your iteration fractalize as you recurse into the infinite depths of hell!

Marc

crocks2569-May-14 3:55

crocks256

9-May-14 3:55

try
{
// do every single part of the program inside here
}
catch (Exception err)
{
// Lets pretend nothing happened and all is well and brush any error under the carpet
}

PIEBALDconsult9-May-14 4:07

PIEBALDconsult

9-May-14 4:07

May there always be P in your CPU.
May you be required to use an interesting language.

May you never develop a virus.

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

#realJSOP9-May-14 6:32

#realJSOP

9-May-14 6:32

May you be forced to code in VB.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

Eddy Vluggen9-May-14 7:27

Eddy Vluggen

9-May-14 7:27

+5 +6

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

dexterama9-May-14 8:18

dexterama

9-May-14 8:18

May an erroneous hard return separate your DELETE statement from its WHERE clause.

dandy729-May-14 9:56

dandy72

9-May-14 9:56

I'm not the only one who heard Bob Dylan singing this, right?

("Forever Young"...look it up)

Catch Up!

Nagy Vilmos9-May-14 2:03

9-May-14 2:03

Current World Coffee Consumption is 1.3kg per person per year (7,358,897 metric tons) ^source

Now for me, 1.3 kg is around 6 weeks so you buggers have some explaining to do? How much coffee do you process?

V.9-May-14 2:05

9-May-14 2:05

about 250 g a week so 1,5 kg per 6 weeks ... Poke tongue | ;-P

V.

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

Nagy Vilmos9-May-14 2:07

9-May-14 2:07

I get 800g bags and they last 3-4 weeks - depending on how much code I write.

Simon_Whale9-May-14 3:22

Simon_Whale

9-May-14 3:22

and there I thought you only code while drinking Gin Laugh | :laugh:

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Nagy Vilmos9-May-14 3:24

9-May-14 3:24

Gin is for testing.

OriginalGriff9-May-14 2:15

OriginalGriff

9-May-14 2:15

A single 227g bag will last me about a week. So about the same as you - 5.7 weeks for 1.3Kg.
Currently, Taylors Hot Lava Java[^] is my tipple of choice.

Nagy Vilmos9-May-14 2:25

9-May-14 2:25

I drink Omnia[^], but I pay more like £5 for a 800g bag-o-beans when I go back. I buy 6-8 months worth at a time and store it in airtight boxes.