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There are way too many brains in this world that I do NOT want to be connected to, even by 150 degrees of separation!
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But how will we award rep points??
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Send cash? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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From Article: one person wearing a wireless, internet-linked electroencephalogram or EEG
When they put the electrodes on my head I see lights... er, yeah... a bit of a stretch. If that's the definition of telepathy then all the farcebook users are telepathetic, because when they read each others posts they understood what the other person was thinking when they read the posts even though they were miles apart.
Reminds me of this, I play music by ear, but my ears hurt after mashing them on the piano a few times.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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This is not the code you're looking for...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Wash your mouth out with soap, infidel! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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P0mpey3 wrote: What's the point of typing when we can this instead?
Makes one wonder what they think they are proving? That the internet works?
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Why not just use a telephone, and transport the message to the other brain without piling electrical gizmos on your head, each with power sources and electrical fields that essentially interfere with your brain's functioning?
Or type the message it into the e-mail? Your eyes are directly connected to your brain, which makes them a lot more like telepathy than the Internet could ever be.
It all looks very "WOW!" at first glance, but a lot more features will have to be added before people will risk blowing their brains up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When is the summer ever NOT book-ended by bad news? On the other hand, if you go looking for bad news, you'll find it. Personally, my summer has some really happy book-ends! (get it... "book" ???) 
Marc
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Shameless self promotion I say!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
modified 5-Sep-14 9:01am.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Sameless self promotion I say!
There will be more of that, undoubtedly. 
Marc
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better than shameful promotion, I think.
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I am currently building a new bookshelf - as soon as I have that done I shall buy your book
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That is worse than the Popeye film!
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I got the 'Crimea river' joke in there earlier in the summer, nice to see it get an upgrade!
On a more serious note though it's pretty bad that it's got to the end of summer and Ukraine is still broken.
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I know - we were trying to decide where to go on holiday this year.
When we cross-referenced the news (Ukraine, ISIS, Ebola etc.) we decided the best thing is to stay at home....in the cellar...with tinned food.
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I'm about to test my gadget which will help me do this. It smooshes things very flat to the level I deem appropiate, across a massive areas, say Oklahoma.
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It's a fine-height state mash-e'en[^]
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Why does this remind me of tar and feathers? 
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Oklahoma is already flat.
You wanna stress test you do-hicky?
Come flatten my altered state of Colorado.
It's even square for your convenience.
Bring it on dude. 
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If it uses your abdominal muscles to level Oklahama into a featureless landscape it might even be an
Abs - tract state mash-e'en?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is it a fast mash-e'en? Do you keep your gadget cle'an?
Is it the best damn gadget that were ever se'en?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Pinky: What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky -- Try to take over the world!
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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But I dropped them last night while washing up.
OOPs.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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