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My missus would love that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Thanks. I have a headache now. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Both my granddaughters (favourite colour: purple!) would just scream. I, on the other hand, would throw up.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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OMG, That's all I can say is OMG!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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It's the same colour as one of the bedrooms in our Fured house. We inherited the colours from the previous owners and have just not repainted anything yet. The downstairs is all pastel yellow and tan and rather tasteful, the bedrooms are pink through lilac and less so.
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Yes, but you probably got a great deal, buying out a former brothel.
Will Rogers never met me.
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True story: My wife's grandparents bought a small farm property in the mid 1950's. After they bought it, they kept having problems with men coming to the door at all hours and asking for Helen.
My wife's grandmother was named Helen.
They finally discovered that the previous owner had run a small brothel from the house, and the madam's name was Helen. Grandpa started answering the door with a shotgun in his hand, and that seemed to settle the issue.
Software Zen: delete this;
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My eyes were burned out just looking at those images. Obviously the owner is either not married or their partner has no spine. Seriously... stand up and just say no. 
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Gives me a whole new appreciation for spray-plast.
I wouldn't even take the furniture and curtains out -- just start the machine!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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dear mother of dog!!!!
And probably impossible to paint over! you'd need at least 2 coats of primer before even thinking about putting another color on that!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Danny heads of to the Isle of Skye and takes on the Cuillin Ridge....now, I'd be poopin' mysel' on foot, never mind on two wheels! All those loose rocks, sheer drops... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA[^]
Enjoy!
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Oh hell no!
His boys must be made of Stainless Steel.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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No Mike, steel doesn't cut it. They're up there with titanium
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I stand corrected, I have to stand after watching that video.
I'm just wondering if Titanium would be adequate? Kevlar | Carbon Fiber | ??
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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That just might do it? Who would have thought the two could be combined that way?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Who would have thought the two could be combined that way?
Whoever has the patent for it 
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 Yep
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Yikes. Mountain biking isn't my thing (I'm one of those effete roadies), but that's impressive.
Software Zen: delete this;
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When I met the alien in the woods behind the house a few weeks ago, I thought it would change my life.
It hasn't.
Strange that something so momentous still doesn't manage to shake off the momentum of existence!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: It hasn't.
How do you know for sure?
It might have been preventing you from winning the lottery. Can you still sit without problems?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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LOL
You know what I mean!
I couldn't sit without problems before, so if I could now, there'd at least be cause to celebrate!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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When I am desolate, on the edge of the precipice of spiritual numbness that Hesse termed "morbio inferiore," teetering on falling into the brink of bottomless funk ... as if I am passing under that banner over the very entrance to Hell which the immortal Dante tells us was limned with the infernal welcome: "lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate" ... "abandon all hope, you, who enter here" ...
News like this [^], like a brilliant ray of light from the suddenly unobscured empyrean soothes the torment in my spirit, rekindling the fragile flame of hope with which I can, carefully, with luck, turn into a roaring bonfire that consumes remorse and guilt, leaving me free to invent a new set of rationalizations for living a carefree, utterly selfish, life.
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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I can't wait for the finals!
I don't care who wins......
I just want to know who is number two 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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