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Excess vocabulary may be all I have left going for me 
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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BillWoodruff wrote: Mark Twain described so aptly as: "America's only native criminal class."
He apparently also said "Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason."
Didn't have much of an appreciation for politicians, did he? 
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Whether the dems or republicans take both the senate and house, you still need to get the lube ready for your daily shafting.
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Same shafting, different lube.
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Basically its all of them if the wrong side wins cause then the US will really get bankrupt.
*hide*
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Election day: We're all getting screwed, but today we get to choose exactly how.
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and the ads will stop for a day or two.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Regarding elections, I tend to agree with George Carlin.
"I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The **** they shovel around every 4 years *pfff* doesn't mean a ****ing thing. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain', but where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with."
There's no point in voting under this system. Both parties have taken for granted that they have the authority to steal anything they wish from whoever they wish; the R-Tards and the D-Bags just differ philosophically on what those stolen resources should be spent on. I want them to spend it on a guillotine and volunteer their own necks to test it.
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"
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As some may know, im currently studying. I am working on my "final project" (I didn't find a better word since in Germany you have to write a professional dissertation (is this the correct word for a scientific report of what you've done or invented?) and i remember that this is not the case in other states?). Never the less im doing it at a company i used to work in free time, having a pretty damn good project to work on (basicly writing a MS Project that fits to Automotive SPICE), there is no software fitting to our purpose, thats why im doing my self.
But im going to get crazy, on the one hand i should work on that darn application, on the other i should write that scientific whatever. While we are deep in programming and doing it like its done in the real world, plans... f**k that we do it! (Well sort of, i made a concept that got approved) I should write down what i thought while programming, and scientifically (What/Why/How/...). Now im trying to recreate the cunstruct i had in my head before starting to program and try to explain why the heck i did it like that. I tink my design is good but why did i do it like that, because... well because! And whats even worse is that very important decisions i should explain got decided because the company said yep we do it like that.
Im basically writing here now cause i need a short break to reassemble my brain. Im hoping i get some more ideas of what to write down and how to explain it while reading any answers.
Still got 80 pages to go and barely three months left to write...
But a short question, anyone got an idea how to relief stress in an efficient way? ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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HobbyProggy wrote:
But a short question, anyone got an idea how to relief stress in an efficient way?
Have an orgasm.
(Sorry, can't find an appropriate emoticon)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Have an orgasm.
Probably helps everytime 
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Made my day XD
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10-20 minutes of very high intensity exercise should do it...
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: 10-20 minutes of very high intensity exercise should do it...
FTFY.
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HobbyProggy wrote: Still got 80 pages to go and barely three months left to write...
See, that's why I stick to fiction... When I'm in the middle of a novel, I can write 80 pages in a week. Non-fiction is just too annoying... Gotta research and fact check and blah blah blah... Fiction is great... It doesn't have to make sense, as long as it's internally consistent...
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Ian Shlasko wrote: Fiction is great... It doesn't have to make sense, as long as it's internally consistent...
Name that book: It was time. Time to bring death down on herself, and to pray that the man really was who he claimed. Taking several deep breaths and readying herself, she slowly reached up and took hold of a leafy branch. A couple of the needle-thin thorns bit into her skin, but that was easily ignored.
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No clue... Sure is horrible though...What no-talent hack wrote th--- Wait, is that one of mine? 
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Ian Shlasko wrote: What no-talent hack wrote th---
--- this is me saying nothing ---
BTW is any of this drivel available in dead tree?
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It was, at first... I actually have about 15-20 copies of each of the first two in paperback. Trouble is, unless you go mass-market (Print runs of 10k+ copies), you have to do print-on-demand.
POD is like 3D printing versus an assembly line... It's slower and more expensive, but you can do one-offs. The price is the problem, since no one wants to pay $16 for a paperback fiction novel...
So when those didn't sell for a few years, I took them out of print, as they were costing me a little each year to keep them available. Never bothered going dead-tree with books 3 and 4, after seeing the lack of success with the first two.
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Dissertation is the correct word to use for the report/project that you do at the end of a university course, usually carrying a significant proportion of the marks available - it does not have to be scientific. My daughter has just submitted her dissertation on copyright exemptions in the EU for her Masters degree in International Business Law.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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That's exactly what i do, thanks for the explanation 
But we got the requirement to write it scientific otherwise i wont get my Bachelor degree.
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HobbyProggy wrote: an idea how to relief stress
Do you have access to a holodeck?
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Saw an Article about a holodeck, a programmer developed to do some jedi-starwars fighting in his livingroom, but actually no i have not ...
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An unlicensed tattooist who inked a 13-year-old girl has been given an eight-month suspended jail sentence.
Jackson Rowsell charged the girl £20 and sprayed her skin with what appeared to be Jack Daniel's whiskey before inking an "amateurish" design.
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A description of the tattoo was not disclosed by the council for fear of identifying the child.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: sprayed her skin with what appeared to be Jack Daniel's whiskey before inking an "amateurish" design
But that's exactly what sailors are out looking for, when they're on leave, so he should do well in Pompey.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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