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**(You cannot make this stuff up)
Chinese passenger opens plane door for fresh air[^]
Key points from the article :
- A Chinese airline passenger pulled open an emergency exit as his plane was about to take off because he “just wanted fresh air”
- The safety scare on Sunday came days after a passenger on another domestic flight opened the emergency exit moments after his plane landed - deploying the shute - saying that he was in a hurry to get off.
- But Sunday’s incident, on a Xiamen Air flight from Hangzhou to Chengdu, seems to have been an innocent mistake by a first-time flier.
- The cabin crew explained the danger to the man, in his 50s, and changed his seat before the flight took off.
Huh! 
*** YCMTSU is pronounced Yic-Mitsu.
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Fresh air just happens to be very healthy. And I know how the atmosphere in planes can be...
My blog[ ^]
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I've been tempted when waiting in line for take off or maintenance problems.
First hour ain't real bad after that people start getting antsy.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I find the air at 30,000 feet, to be quite refreshing.
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NGC 7331 and Beyond [^]
Images like this, for me, are why I like astronomy. The sheer, terrible beauty of deep space, images of galaxies so far away that we can barely comprehend the distances involved and the notion that what we see there is a freeze-frame from 50 million years ago. Fascinating.
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Beautiful 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Why o I think Star Trek
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Some awesome stuff clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Actually - the appropriate solution was there all along.
It's France, is it not? Just add the excès de matériau to their cuisine. It would fit right in.
Finally - a reason to que at a French resturant.
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I like the initial government solution to the problem: Add more cops.
Retards.
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That's always one of the solutions offered, that and more recently taking away more of one's rights in the name of terrorism.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I've placed two orders with Ocado, one for a fresh chicken and the other for a dozen eggs.
Let's see which comes first.
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What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oyakodon.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
(√-sh*t) 2
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That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The driver (probably) has two hands...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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*boom* tish!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope. Just... nope.  
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'tis the silly season!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.
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Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One can never have too much Brie.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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